Ryan Wolfe quotes from CSI: Miami

Walter

Hey, did she get her hearing checked out yet?

Ryan

I told her she's a liability until she...

Natalia

I can hear you both clear as a bell.

Walter

You heard that?

Natalia

Well, yeah, I went to the doctor. I, uh, got this little hearing aid.

Walter

Check it out!

Ryan

She's like the Bionic Woman, now.

Walter

Maybe our victim's an alien.

Ryan

Nah, I feel like Tom would have mentioned the green blood by now.

Walter

Unless Tom's an alien too. Covering up the truth. Would explain a lot about Tom.

Ryan

That's your story? You're gonna stick with that?

Not only am I gonna stick with it, but it's the truth, pint-size.

Ryan

I'm 5-9.

[laughs] My pants are 5-9.

Ryan

[To Tom, who is up an elevator shaft trying to separate the victim from the elevator] Hey Tom! You still up there?

Tom

No, Ryan, I'm on lunch break.

Ryan

Doctor.

Tom

Concentration of carbon monoxide in his blood was 70%. That makes the cause of death asphyxiation.

Ryan

Or you could just say he died of smoke inhalation.

Tom

You say potato...

Are you seriously doing the hand thing?

Ryan

[confused] Oh! You sure you can't see?

You sure know a lot about our show. What are you? A fan?

Ryan

No, I'm a police officer. I do my homework.

Ryan

So I found myself going through the footage of the show.

Walter

[sarcastically] Don't you mean avidly catching up on the season?

Ryan

Maybe that, too.

Natalia

Hey Tom, look at how Ryan's holding his shovel!

Ryan

Hey Tom, also make a note of how Ryan's doing all the shoveling by himself.

Wolfe

Do you think it might have been personal?

Horatio

It usually is, Mr. Wolfe, it usually is.

Ryan

Tom, know what I need? An expert opinion, but you're here so you'll do. Come here and take a look at this.

Tom

How kind.

Ryan

(after Walter has startled him by coming up behind him) What are you, eight years old?

Walter

(chuckling) Seven.

Ryan

What is wrong with you?

(after Ryan has asked where the body is for a second time without keeping quiet for the guests) It's in the cabana, but the door is locked. My security chief is on his way down with the master key. It's the last cabana on the left.

Ryan

(whispering) Okay. Have a nice day.

Natalia

Okay, if the kids don't show up, then fine. But what if your kids show up at your door? How can you just walk away from your own flesh and blood?

Ryan

If the kid had my nose, I'd be able to.

Natalia

(laughs) I think it's cute.

Ryan Wolfe

(Talking about skydiving, which Walter refuses to do) You're being such a baby. You know, statistically it's quite safe.

Walter

(Referring to the victim) Let's ask Kevin how safe it is. Kevin! Ke- that's right, Kevin's dead.

Ryan

Walter too soon, too-too soon, too soon.