Ryan Wolfe quotes from CSI: Miami

Cooper

[About Erica Sykes.] She's hot.

Ryan

She's a case against the First Amendment.

Alexx

[About the victim.] No soot in his lungs; no esophageal burning.

Ryan

He was already dead when he got on the Gannons' boat.

Alexx

Look at my boy, all grown up.

Calleigh

Anger management?

Ryan

No, just an experiment.

Cooper

M. Boland is the only one who signed on today.

Ryan

Yeah, that's her husband. How did you know that?

Cooper

I'm a computer geek, Ryan. It's what I do.

Ryan

Are those rolling papers?

Eric

They're not mine. Someone must have borrowed my kit.

Ryan

[Sarcastic.] We've really gotta crack down on the pot-smoking kit thieves around here.

Ryan

P-R-A-D-A.

That spells expensive.

I swear, I didn't kill anyone. I got a call from the penthouse suite asking me to move a body.

Ryan

Is that just one of your many services?

Eric

I found the murder weapon. It's got a bloody print on it.

Ryan

You think our killer was that stupid?

Eric

No. I think he was that smart.

Calleigh

We're gonna need a warrant.

Ryan

And some heavy equipment.

Calleigh

Broken fruit bowl. Looks like there was a fight.

Ryan

Or it could be sex. Haven't you ever pushed aside the dinner plates to get some?

Calleigh

Could you focus on the task at hand, please?

Eric

[Leaving the hospital.] Look, you ever mention anything about "Delko Time" again, you're gonna need to rent a room in this place.

Ryan

Fair enough.

Calleigh

Injuries say violence, husband says sex. Hopefully we can figure out which is true.

Ryan

Well, that's a fine line with some people.

Ryan

[About Eric, after an argument with him.] You always take his side.

Calleigh

Funny, he always says the same thing about you.

Eric

Have you seen Peter Elliott?

Ryan

Is that the federal guy with the salt-and-pepper hair? Yeah, he poked his head in, wanted to get to the documents lab.

Eric

And you sent him to the print lab instead, right?

Ryan

Yeah, of course. [Pause] He's only here for Calleigh, anyway.

Eric

Yeah, he's had a thing for Calleigh since the first money case they worked together.

Eric

What?

Ryan

No, not you, it's the cop in this game.