Ryan Wolfe quotes from CSI: Miami

Ryan

The killer may have been short in stature, well groomed and... possibly Persian... although he may have had a hard time lifting the cleaver with his paws.

Alexx

Cat hair?

Ryan

Even killers have pets.

Ryan

I've observed autopsies before, once, as a student through the glass.

Alexx

Then step right up.

Ryan

You know, Mathis may have made our jobs easier, he's OCD.

Eric

[Grins.] Sounds like someone I know. So where would you keep a nitrous oxide canister?

Ryan

[Thinks for a moment, looks in a shoe box, where he finds it.] Bingo!

Eric

Twisted minds think alike.

Horatio

What about Sal's tie?

Ryan

Nope, nothing.

Horatio

What about inside Sal's tie?

Ryan

Horatio, I, mmm... didn't know... I don't know what to say.

Horatio

Not to worry, that's Sal's job now.

Ryan

Y'know back in Patrol we would call something like that 'hinky'

Calleigh

You know what, Ryan? CSI still does.

Calleigh

So how does a junior homecoming queen end up robbing mini-marts with a guy like Jojo?

Ryan

Well, some women are just attracted to bad boys.

Calleigh

[Smiling] Oh, really? Do tell.

Ryan

Oh, come on, like you've never been tempted... They're dangerous and unpredictable...

Ryan

So what are we going to do with our high-school girl?

Calleigh

Give her detention.

Ryan

I think one dead cop is enough anyway.

The day's still young, anything's possible.

Ryan

Lingerie... makeup... looks like our Catholic schoolgirl had a dark side!

Horatio

Yes, and getting darker by the moment...

Ryan

What was that about?

Calleigh

Complicated, he's been I.O.D.

Ryan

I.O.D. What was the problem?

Calleigh

I don't know, something about a bad back.

Ryan

[Cynical.] Hmm, yeah, I've heard that one before.

Calleigh

What's that supposed to mean?

Ryan

Nothing.

Calleigh

You can tell me.

Ryan

[Reluctant.] A couple of guys I knew on patrol, "bad back" meant they couldn't get cleared by the Department shrink.

This job gives me a lot of tension, sometimes I, mmm... self-medicate. Ron's got the best weed, I snagged a blunt while he was in the men's room.

Ryan

That's an interesting defense.

Ryan

Ok, I've got semen on the back seat.

Calleigh

Along with the heels on the ceiling, it stands to reason.

Ryan

There's a lot of blood.

Calleigh

Two holes in the chest will do that to you.

Ryan

Biological?

Calleigh

[Rubbing the substance.] Salty.

Ryan

I'm not going to say anything.

Calleigh

Margarita salty.

Calleigh

Actually, we want you to do it.

Tripp

You got a broken arm again?

Ryan

It's, uh, a sticky situation and we need to be above reproach.

Tripp

All right, but I'm gonna warn you, I hunt and I peck, I don't want anyone breathing down my neck.

Calleigh

[Smiling.] All right, we won't even exhale until you're done.