Ryan Wolfe quotes from CSI: Miami

Horatio

Mr. Wolfe, they seem to be recreating a game.

Ryan

A video game.

Horatio

Which explains why they robbed a bank and tossed the money.

Ryan

That's why they killed people without provocation, none of this is real to them.

Horatio

It will all be very real soon Mr. Wolfe. Quite real.

Calleigh

Take your clothes off.

What?! Why?

Ryan

Because we said so.

[Points to Calleigh] Not in front of her, man. That's embarrassing.

Ryan

Hey, Delko had to piss in a cup because of you. So strip.

Ryan

What are you doing here?

Natalia Boa Vista

I just live up the street and I heard all the sirens, what's going on?

Ryan

You live up the street, in this area?

Natalia Boa Vista

It's a long story.

Ryan

Well it can't be a bad one if it ended up in this neighborhood/

Alexx

I assume I got this house-call because you don't want an emergency eye exam on your county medical record.

Ryan

Well you never know what some county doctor will come up with, it's probably just some pinkeye.

Alexx

Pinkeye huh? In the same eye you had a big rusty-ass nail sticking out of two weeks ago.

Natalia

What's that? Plan B?

Ryan

More like Plan W.

Ryan

Fondue set? Who eats fondue?

Cooper

I do.

Ryan

That's exactly my point.

Cooper

Don't tell anyone this, but I think she's got a thing for H.

Ryan

Cooper, are you writing a blog? I've got a suspect on ice!

Ryan

Did he have a belt pack with him?

Alexx

Mmm hmm, boy had some freaky stuff in it too.

Ryan

Pack of breath mints, condoms, doesn't sound so freaky.

Alexx

He had a bag of lint.

Ryan

Oh yeah, they hand those out at the seminars, they're like, uh, props for pick-up artists.

Alexx

What ever happened to dinner and a movie?

Ryan

[On looking like Jake Gyllenhaal.] It's in the eyes. I get it all the time.

Eric

[laughing] You get it in the eyes all the time?

Ryan

[Looking at the result of Cooper's server search.] ... And that's the IP-address, right?

Cooper

You catch on, that's cute.

Ryan

I don't get it, Resden kills the mail carrier, gets someone to dump his body at the beach, then he brings two vics to the guy's house.

Calleigh

Killer's logic, only understood backward.

Calleigh

A killer is a killer.

Ryan

You really believe that?

Calleigh

Personally, no. Professionally, yes. And I'm still on the clock. Wanna ask me again in an hour over a beer?

Ryan

So you're not mad? 'Cause I heard we had a really big fight today.

Calleigh

[Smiling.] Don't believe everything you hear.

Calleigh

Oh my lord, there's one on my block.

Ryan

Are you going to move?

Calleigh

I'm going to move my gun safe into my bedroom.

Ryan

Anything on the wife?

Tripp

Yeah, her alibi checks out, doctors office called and confirmed an appointment.

Ryan

So why she acting so weird?

Tripp

Probably conflicted, didn't want to live with Phillip, but she's married to his brother.

Ryan

And people think you're a tough guy.