Ryan Wolfe quotes from CSI: Miami

Ryan

[to Frank about what Frank asked him to do] Okay, so you need help reading.

Ryan

[to Horatio, explaining what he's done] I didn't interfere with an investigation,...I simply slowed it down,.....I'm willing to go before any review board!

Ryan

[chuckling] That's the first time I've seen Erica speechless!

Ryan

[seeing two roller derby competitors screaming at each other] Oh, my God, that's the sexiest, scariest thing I've ever seen.

Ryan

[After Delko pointed out that Ryan lifted an old shoeprint] What is it with you? You can't let me have two minutes of enjoyment here? [Delko chuckles]

Calleigh

You're crazy, you know that?

Ryan

What? For taking the initiative?

Calleigh

You could have been gator bait on your first day.

Ryan

I sacrificed my lunch, please, just...remember that.

Calleigh

[After Ryan extracts glass off of her father's jacket.] You didn't tell me there was any broken glass in the car.

Ryan

What I told you was that I wasn't finished.

So serious. That's hot.

Ryan

Open your mouth.

Guys usually say please.

Ryan

What's the name of the Buckeye State?

What's a buckeye?

Ryan

Say Ohio.

Ohi-- [Ryan quickly swabs her cheek]...that's hot.

Ryan

Oh, you've got an alibi.

Ryan

[to Calleigh] He's got an alibi.

Calleigh

We love alibis.

Calleigh

There's a morals clause in there that says if you stay clean and sober until you're 21, you get this. [She shows the rich, spoiled suspect a picture of a small island] Breakwater Key.

Ryan

That's a whole island, isn't it? Wow. My parents are leaving me their lawnmower.

Ryan

I took this criminalist seminar-- Evaluating Evidence-- The visiting lecturer said that the CSI's job is to think outside the box. Sometimes the best tool is the stud attached to your earring, she said... Those are nice earrings, by the way.

Calleigh

You took my class. [She smiles]

...But the drops you saw on her dress: cranberry juice, vodka and some trace of citrus.

Calleigh

If I'm not mistaken, that's a Cosmopolitan.

Ryan

Total chick drink.

Calleigh

There was only one chick on our stall door list.

Ryan

[Goes glassy-eyed, imitating the airhead] That's hot.

Calleigh

So I hear women and men use the same bathrooms in this place.

Ryan

Everything but going to the bathrooms; Homicide said there were no less than 8 parties having sex in the stalls.

Calleigh

What ever happened to "get a room"?

Ryan

'Sometimes the best tool for collecting evidence is the back attached to your earring,' she said. Those are nice earrings, by the way.

Calleigh

You took my class.

Ryan

Knife missing from this block could be our murder weapon.

Alexx

[Sarcastically] Nice work, Ryan. Think you may have cracked the case.

Ryan

Thanks. I have a keen grasp of the obvious.