Horatio Caine quotes from CSI: Miami

Horatio

[To the tweakers.] Everybody take their left hand and stick it out, please. Left hand.

Tripp

[To one of the tweakers.] Your other left hand, Scruffy.

I will get out. It's my nature.

Horatio

And I'll be waiting. That's my nature.

You're not gonna catch me floating around in international waters, Caine!

Horatio

But you know what? I'm gonna catch you doing something...

You're threatening me, Caine?

Horatio

That's not a threat. That's a guarantee!

Are you a religious man?

Horatio

After a fashion.

It's a list of names...

Horatio

Yes. In the last 12 months, Jake, 7 Hispanic girls and 5 black girls disappeared right here in Miami and not one of them made it to the front page.

What's your point?

Horatio

What's my point? Make it your next story!

Horatio

... We also found blood inside your car.

[pause] You found blood?

Horatio

Yeah. Your blood. So either you're a hemophiliac - which I doubt - or you were up to no good on Hurricane Day.

Like I said, accidents happen.

Horatio

That's quite true, but so... so does murder.

Horatio

Killer just made his second mistake.

Yelina

What was his first?

Horatio

His first mistake was murder.

Horatio

You know what that is, Susie?

An antenna?

Horatio

That...is a gun barrel.

Alexx

An unplanned child.

Horatio

The child may have been unplanned, Alexx...but the murder wasn't.

She took my job away, took my family. That bitch left me with nothing!

Horatio

She left you with a motive to kill her.

Horatio

Alexx, was she bleeding before the attack?

Alexx

Let's see. [She pulls back the dead woman's clothing.] She was bleeding all right. Entrance wound, shot at close range. The shark must have finished what someone else started.

Horatio

So we have a different kind of shark. [He pauses, stands up, and places on his sunglasses.] The human kind.

Horatio

You say she married for love?

Calleigh

I know. Wonders never cease.

She looked him right in the eyes while he was killing her.

Horatio

And he looked back.

Alexx

Unreasonable acts are all I see.

Horatio

Amen to that.