Horatio Caine quotes from CSI: Miami

Horatio

(softly as not to startle her) Calleigh?

Calleigh

(wakes up suddenly) Oh My God I'm so sorry! I closed my eyes for just a second!

Horatio

(smiles) Don't worry about it! You're a morning person!

Calleigh

(panicking about looking weak in front of her boss) Horatio, I don't know what happened!

Horatio

You're fine!

Horatio

What do you want in your coffee?

Calleigh

(looks away from him blushing) Sugar!

Horatio

(laughs from down the hall)

Calleigh

She's talking to someone but whoever it is stayed off camera! Where are you?

Horatio

I'm walking past the bowling display where the toys are mounted onto the wall!

Calleigh

Ok, I don't see you! Hello, Handsome! I see your hand!

Horatio

How far was she from the wall?

Calleigh

About three feet!

Calleigh

Do you believe her story?

Horatio

I don't know... I guess that depends on how you like seeing men dress up in your underwear.

Calleigh

Personally, leather chaps, nothing else. [Pauses, looks at Horatio's expression] That was a joke.

Horatio

I know.

Horatio

You used boiled noodles.

Calleigh

For brain spatter it's either that or oysters.

Horatio

So what do you get when a six-foot-tall man lays down with a three-foot-long rifle?

Calleigh

Hot flashes... but that's just me.

Horatio

Nice work. Have you considered a transfer to SWAT?

Calleigh

I don't look good in all black.

Horatio

I beg to differ.

Horatio

Boom. Boom. Boom. And that's called the Kill Zone.

Calleigh

No messing around, just clean and deadly.

Don't you wanna know why?

Horatio

You just killed four innocent people. You're evil. You enjoy death. I hope you enjoy your own.

Had I known that it was all a test, that he never meant the things he said, I would never have snapped...but I'm glad he's dead.

Horatio

After 6 hours of torture, I'll bet he is, too.

Horatio

A present for you, from Alexx.

Calleigh

Nasal mucus. And it isn't even my birthday.

Horatio

Let me ask you a question. How many things do you think we'll overlook in a career?

You? Less than anyone I know. Me? Fewer because of it.

Crisis averted.

Horatio

Tell that to his widow.

But didn't we already do that with the print in the glove?

Horatio

Yes, we did. But like my old man says: "You don't have a backup, you don't have a plan."

Smart guy.

No signs of forced entry.

Horatio Caine

Oh...I wouldn't be too sure about that.