Grissom, I'd like to introduce you to Chandra Moore.
Pleased to meet you sir, I'm a fan.
You're eminating heat. This is a new infared camera. It's good for looking at evidence in the dark. (to Greg) Did you get her blood yet?
(walking towards Grissom angry) Grissom? You can't possibly call that thing my office it's a cupboard.
Catherine, I'd like you to meet Chandra Moore. She'll be doing DNA when Greg's in the field.
Hello, I'm Catherine. (she turns right back to Grissom without giving Chandra a chance to introduce herself) We need to talk.
Well, not now... too much work.
Alien Wedding Guy: Are you two married?
Sara: (quicky) No.
Alien Wedding Guy: No? Well we're open 24 hours. There's a toll free number right on the back. (to Nick) She's gonna getcha. (Nick chuckles) [
(At a crime scene which is a night club)
Greg: I've never seen this place with the lights on before. Kinda like seeing a one night stand for the first time in the morning. (Grissom gives him a look) Beer goggles.
Catherine: Greg mentioned to you that my stuff gets done first, right?
Chandra: Yeah, well, in my lab, I decide what gets run and when. Unless Mr. Grissom tells me otherwise.
Brass: So witnesses heard multiple gunshots, they think. Because it was during the blitz. You know the lights were out; sirens were going off, search lights, the whole World War II experience.
Grissom: When exactly did war became a party?
Catherine: Why is it you guys can never hit the bowl?
Detective Vartann: You know if this guy took viagra, you're lucky he hit the floor and not the ceiling.
(Examining corpse found in the desert near Area 51 and David really thinks it could be an alien)
Sara: David, I think I know where he's from! Planet Seiko... (shows watch to Nick) E.T.
Nick: Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Greg: How was it?
Warrick: Sucked. I hate lawyers. I hate court; they all need to dry up and die.
Greg: So there's good news and bad news. Good news is, this is the busiest lab in the country. Bad news is, this is the busiest lab in the country.
Chandra: That's why I'm here.
Greg: I waited for you forever. I love you!
The only other thing I found, was a swollen ankle.
Well, ever try shaking your ass in four-inch heels? (Robbins looks at her) Don't answer that.
I don't have a death wish and I'm not a drunk. In case you were worried.
I'm not worried. I'm concerned.
Isn't that kind of the same thing?
Alright then, lets head upstream.
I knew you were going to say that.
Well, the kid gets murder, mom's an accessory, and dad gets felony explosives. It's a family-value pack.
If you're gonna be sick, Greg, do it in the sink.
I don't have a death wish and I'm not a drunk. In case you were worried.
I'm not worried. I'm concerned.
Isn't that kind of the same thing?
Good you're here. (throws a cup at him) Fill this up for me will ya?
It's a urine specimen cup, Greg. What do ya think?
(A little later Greg comes back with the cup filled)
