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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

S4 E23Bloodlines

Maybe rape is just foreplay for this guy. Maybe what he really gets off on is killing.

That's not what the evidence says.

Well, maybe the evidence is wrong.

You can be wrong, I can be wrong, but the evidence is just the evidence.

(When Grissom wants a blood sample)

TCTodd Coombs

This is harassment. I've already given you guys a DNA sample.

You know that bone marrow donation you gave to your brother? I checked your medical records, his body rejected it and he died. I'm guessing that's when you found out about your unique condition.

TCTodd Coombs

The doctors explained it. I'm a creature of myth.

A chimera. A head of a lion, body of a goat, tail of a dragon. You're a genetic anomoly. One person two completely different sets of DNA.

Officer (referring to Sara): She's lucky she wasn't on the strip; that's highway patrol's jurisdiction. She blew .09. Technically she's over, but they just lowered the limit so we cut her a break and didn't book her. But we did have to call the supervisor. (Grissom and the Officer enter the waiting room where Sara is)

Well, thank you. I appreciate the courtesy.

OOfficer

No problem. (Grissom walks over to Sara, sits down next to her, and squeezes her hand)

C'mon, I'll take you home.

What?

How many vacation days do you have on the books?

About ten weeks, I guess. Why?

I think you should take a week or two.

I'm still on the case. I just didn't do the interview for once in my life. When was the last time that you took a vacation, never, right?

Okay.

Grissom, I have some information that'll be of a use to you but before you get it, I need a decision.

What?

I'm tired of being on the fence here. Either I'm in the lab or I'm in the field. Which is it?

Well, as soon as you can find and train a replacement, you can be in the field. Until then I need you in the lab. Now give.

S5 E1Viva Las Vegas

[about why the killer brought the Polaroid with him] Bring me the head of John the Baptist. Salome- wanted proof that he was dead. They didn't have Polaroids back then.

So you're saying our first victim was a hired killer. Hired by whom?

Whoever shot him?

[To herself in the mirror] So I had some time to think while I was away, enough time to figure out why I made such a stupid mistake, I...I do not have a drinking problem, I have a, uh...me problem. My PEAP counselor suggested it would be a good idea for me to talk to my supervisor and that's you, Grissom, so... I never told you about my family, I never told anyone about my family, why would I?...

Hey, Gil, there's something stuck to your shoe... Oh, it's just Sanders.

[Greg gives him a dry look]

You committed a fatal error, Greg. You compromised evidence at a crime scene. A judgment like that can cost us a conviction. In order to solo in the field, you have to successfully complete three proficiencies.

I failed this one.

Yeah. (Greg stands up, sighs and heads for the door) But...(Greg stops and turns around) Since you found a suitable replacement in the lab, I'm going to give you one more chance.

Thank you. Thank you.

So, Greg, how do you explain adhesive and toilet bowl cleanser on the gun?

I don't know. I can tell you the toilets in the club had blue water.

Grissom': You inspected the toilet bowls for evidence?

Greg': Well, when you got to go, you got to go.

Hodges': Whew.

At a crime scene, Greg?

Everybody knows you hold it.

You go across the street or next-door, somewhere other than the scene, until you've cleared the restroom. Did you clear the restroom?

No.

Well, you could've flushed away evidence, wiped away fingerprints from the handle. Make sure you include this in your field notes.

(to Greg while looking at a gun) What's this blue stuff on the slide and the grip? (Greg doesn't answer) It's okay to say you don't know, Greg. That's why we have a trace lab.

Nick! This is Chandra.

Chandra Moore.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, the new DNA girl. Right?

B.S. in bio-chem. M.S. in molecular biology. Five years of service in DNA at the CCL.

O-kay, well, I'm going to go use the no-pressure, no-AC, stinks-of-feet shower. So... welcome.

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