We need a treadmill, a big one.
All right, to do what?
To exercise a bus.
S2 E18Chasing the Bus
S2 E19Stalker
[Nick walks into the break room after pulling down a departmental newsletter from a bulletin board entitled "CRIME STOPPER" with an article about him]
[laughing]
Who wrote this?
You're kidding me, right?
[dramatic voice] Nick Stokes, crime stopper! [Warrick and Sara laugh] You went Hollywood on me man!
And I quote, 'In his off time, he enjoys creating and inventing toys.' That's...facinating...what kind of toys do you make Nick?
I thought I got my hands on all those departmental newsletters. Where'd you get those?
SWSara and Warrick
[simultaneously] Greg.
[pause] Yeah, that figures.
PPsychic Detective
[talking to Nick after seeing a vision involving him and his home] Green tea! Green tea....does that mean anything to you? Green tea?
NNigel
[after being taken in] I am one, who am I? I am one, who am I?
S2 E20Cats in the Cradle
Hey.
Hey!
Wow. You look...
Happy?
Smug. Actually.
How is that possible? The mechanic saw the bomb.
X-ray vision?
Hmm... hello, sweetheart.
End cap.
Pipe bomb.
Sara, if you found a bomb in your car, would you close the hood?
No, I would back away fast. Um... maybe the hood dropped?
No way. BMW has built-in hood shocks.
Liar, liar, car on fire.
Glad I'm a dog person.
You know, house cats have only been domesticated for 4,000 years. They still have predatory instincts.
Only 4,000?
Yeah.
Greg (after being caught rocking out in the lab): I could have been a rock star.
There's still time, Greg.
You know, when I was 16, I begged my mom for a car. Swore she'd come through.
What happened?
Encyclopedia Britannica. (laughs) All 24 volumes. Still own them, still use them.
S2 E21Anatomy of a Lye
Your vehicle was painted Sarasota Silver. Also, only available on the S-Series '99 models. I checked with the Mercedes State Rep. Five were sold in Nevada. Sara's tracking down the owners.
You've, uh, already shared this information with Sara?
Yeah, an hour ago. And she was way more fascinated than you are.
Well, I'm somewhat fascinated by the fact that I'm your boss, but you talked to her first.
Well, you were at dinner.
I've been in the lab all day, Greg.
S2 E22Cross-Jurisdictions
[Nick and Sara are dusting a champagne bottle]
Hey Nick, have you ever been to a swingers party?
Well, if it's the same thing as a frat party yeah, lots of them. You know, you get enough booze going things can get pretty wild.
Frat party, huh? Well, I wouldn't know anything about that...How wild?
Multiple partner wild.
CCalleigh
(holding up a shell casing) Normally you can spot a Glock casing from about a block away! (examining it) Rectangular firing pin impressions. This isn't fired from your chief's weapon! (realizes she hasn't introduced herself) Oh! By the way! I'm Calleigh Duquesne! (before Catherine can speak) Don't ask me how to spell it! (sees the look on Catherine's face) Southern!
Well I'm southern too! (means the country) Nevada!
(laughs at Catherine's comment which earns him a jealous look from Calleigh)
CCalleigh
Do you have a theory on how the mother and girl ended up here from Las Vegas?
We don't work theories! (notices Warrick checking out Calleigh) Do we, Warrick?
(snapping back to reality) No, just the evidence!
CCalleigh
(laughs) Well, we're a bit more fanciful down here. Aren't we Horatio?
I'd say that's a fair point!
(as Calleigh walks up to him) Hey!
CCalleigh
(her and Horatio puts their heads together as she whispers) Delko esta en el canal en punto de sacar algo muy insteresante! (Delko's down at the channel. He's found something very interesting)
Si carla vestos! (Calleigh nods solemly and walks away)
FFBI
(nods to where Calleigh was just standing) What did she just say?
She just said that you need to learn the language!
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