Sorry for the delay, it's a paparazzi jungle downstairs.
Yeah, well Doc Robbins isn't the only one with a scrapbook.
“Two and a Half Deaths” · Season 8, Episode 16
In this episode: Gil Grissom (4), Catherine Willows (3), Nick Stokes (2), Jim Brass (2), David Hodges (2), Greg Sanders (1), Warrick Brown (1), Al Robbins (1)
(about Annabelle) Y'know, it's a tragic coincidence that she died two days after you qualified for half of what she's worth.
BBud
Really? I thought that was the bright side.
Then the rubber chicken was inserted port-mortem.
And thus not the cause of death.
Might have been a gag. Sorry.
(Hodges has been doing tests on the absorption of tampons)
That time of the month, huh? I know, picking out the right feminine product can be so hard.
You're gonna mock me or help me?
I have to choose?
I can't get this to work!
Well that's probably 'cause you don't have the right equipment. ... You don't, do you?
Haha, you're lucky you're cute. Annabelle Fundt was dosing her tampons with vodka.
Does that even work?
Kinda, even at their most absorbent, tampons only hold about 19 grams of fluid or about 20 milliliters.
Well, that's enough for aunt flow but that is not going to get an alcoholic drunk.
Who's Aunt flow? (Wendy gives him a look) Oh! All right, maybe she was just doing it to take the edge off but what I can't figure out is how she managed it because every time I throw one in here, it turns into Spongebob Squarepants.
You don't take it out of the applicator first. Gimme! (Hodges gives her a tampon) Watch and learn. (she makes it clear how it works) There, that's why they call it an applicator.
I always wondered how that worked.
All men do.
[about a bloodstain] Hey, what does this look like to you?
Hermaphrodite on rollerskates.
A puppy.
Bud didn't marry Annabelle. He married Natasha pretending to be Annabelle.
Well, one thing's for sure. Neither one of them is pretending to be dead.
BBud
Whoa, hey! Easy on the Emmy there buddy.
Is that what this is?
Looks like a comedy writer came out of the closet.
I doubt if it's the first time.
So, that's it. Robot-man, closet-stalker-guy gets his package grabbed and a TV star dies.
It is the classic story.
Forget it Gil. It's Burbank.
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