(Hodges has been doing tests on the absorption of tampons)
That time of the month, huh? I know, picking out the right feminine product can be so hard.
You're gonna mock me or help me?
I have to choose?
I can't get this to work!
Well that's probably 'cause you don't have the right equipment. ... You don't, do you?
Haha, you're lucky you're cute. Annabelle Fundt was dosing her tampons with vodka.
Does that even work?
Kinda, even at their most absorbent, tampons only hold about 19 grams of fluid or about 20 milliliters.
Well, that's enough for aunt flow but that is not going to get an alcoholic drunk.
Who's Aunt flow? (Wendy gives him a look) Oh! All right, maybe she was just doing it to take the edge off but what I can't figure out is how she managed it because every time I throw one in here, it turns into Spongebob Squarepants.
You don't take it out of the applicator first. Gimme! (Hodges gives her a tampon) Watch and learn. (she makes it clear how it works) There, that's why they call it an applicator.
I always wondered how that worked.
All men do.
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