Sara Sidle quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Nick

How could someone live like this?

Sara

Well, it smells more like somebody died like this.

Nick

You know, I almost threw out something Grissom gave me. Ah, yeah. Blue marble.

Sara

Oh.

Nick

You know what he said when he gave that to me?

Sara

Something profound, I'm sure.

Nick

He said, "Nicky, if life ever gets crazy..."

Sara

"...roll with it." He gave me the same marble. [both laugh] You should hold onto that.

Hodges

Wh-What is with this family? Even the animals hate each other.

Sara

Why didn't you just separate them, Hodges?

Hodges

Even though I project an aura of raw courage and unwavering self-confidence, I suffer from... ornithophobia.

Sara

You're afraid of birds.

Hodges

Let's just say that I was terrorized by a flock of Canadian geese while visiting my uncle in Saskatchewan.

Sara

[about Mrs. Grissom] She's very hard to get close to. She questions everything. She's got to be right about everything. She's mostly unavailable.

Catherine

[chuckles] Sorry.

Sara

What?

Catherine

Oh, it's... you just described Grissom. Like mother, like son.

Sara

[about Julia] She also made it perfectly clear that she would not continue with the interview until I was out of the room. What did Brass say?

Catherine

What do you think? He wants you off the case. I said no. I told him that you're a professional, and completely capable of being objective.

Sara

Thanks.

Catherine

You are capable of being professional and objective, right?

Sara

Yes, I am.

Grissom

So anyway, how was your week? What'd you do?

Sara

Well, I almost got blown up twice. I accused your ex-girlfriend of murder. And, oh, I-I told off your mother.

Grissom

Oh, good. You kept busy.

Sara

Yeah. See what happens when you stand me up?

San Francisco girl, huh? Left my heart, and half my cerebral cortex in Frisco. You ever see The Dead play the Fillmore?

Sara

No, uh... too busy with the dead everywhere else.

Lucky you.

Hodges

You ever see that Japanese movie "The Ring" about that creepy girl who lives in a well and vomits hair?

Sara

I thought the only Japanese culture that you knew about was octopus porn.

Sara

For once, you fit?

D.B.

Yeah. Like three gears, three damaged gears that are finally meshing, and they're working, they're racing, they're not just dreaming.

Sara

Until it all goes up in flames, because there really was someone lurking in the shadows.

D.B.

Crazy, isn't it?