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Catherine Willows quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Played by Marg Helgenberger · 308 quotes · page 16 of 21

Catherine Willows

2nd most-quoted character in CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: in 308 of its 1,147 quotes
Most scenes with: Gil Grissom (102), Nick Stokes (66), Sara Sidle (38)

Scenes with Catherine Willows 285

Catherine

S and M is a rich man’s sport. Kinda like hockey, a lot of equipment.

How much do you think a night like this would cost?

Catherine

Heather told me, five years ago she was clearing twenty grand a week. And that was before LadyHeather.com.

[after a moment] What is she like?

Catherine

Beautiful, smart, intense... charming. The only woman I've ever seen rattle Grissom. [Sara starts to look uncomfortable] I mean he kinda liked that forensic anthropologist, Teri Miller, remember her?

Yeah.

Catherine

But, she wasn't enough of a challenge for him. Heather, on the other hand uninhibited and can beat him at mental chess, [Sara becomes more uncomfortable] they had chemistry and he is a scientist. I have no proof and I know he'd never tell me, [Sara becomes more uncomfortable] but I'm certain they spent the night together. [Sara becomes very uncomfortable]

My God. She was at the crime scene.

So she salvages the car, and somehow gets it out to the desert, and grabs Sara, and puts her under it?

I don't get it. What does Sara have to do with bleach?

Catherine

I don't know. This just feels different.

It is different. [flashback to crime scene where Grissom takes a camera from Sara and caresses her arm] This girl holds me responsible for the death of Ernie Dell. I took away the only person she ever loved, so she's gonna do the same thing to me [everyone looks confused]

Where is she, Catherine? It's 110 degrees, she's been out here all day, without water, she's disorientated, she's... dehydrated...

Catherine

She's a survivor.

S8 E1 Dead Doll
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Well, it's a crowded restaurant, somebody must have seen something.

Not exactly, welcome to the latest fad, dining in the dark. [presses a remote that makes the room pitch black] The waiters are blind. No one sees anything. Piece of cake, huh?

Catherine

Did he just leave?

I think so.

[anxiously] Guys...I have a dead body here...

So, I got a hit off of the print on the motel's 'Do Not Disturb' sign. [hands her paper]

Catherine

Drug dealer with priors for assault. Nice.

Well, don't get too excited because I got another hit off of the telephone. Pedophile. [hands her another paper] And I got one off of the dress, a rapist. [hands her another paper] And another off the bed frame. A prostitute, a pimp, and another prostitute. [hands her more papers]

Catherine

Is that it?

For felonies, yes. Do you want misdemeanors too?

Catherine

Staff tells me that you've already gone through the SAE kit.

AAmy

They tell you I'm all banged up inside?

Catherine

Not in those words.

Catherine

Do you have any relatives?

AAmy

Not anymore.

Catherine

I've got a daughter. She's almost your age.

AAmy

[coldly] Maybe we should hang out.

DDickie

(To Catherine) You know, I could open up new worlds to you. Have you ever had the back of those thighs kissed by a man, who's standing up? [Catherine bursts out laughing] So you find dwarfs funny?

Catherine

[Still laughing] Sometimes, yeah.

S8 E5 The Chick Chop Flick Shop
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Catherine

Bring us up to speed Greg.

Okay, sure, um, Carmen Davis' keys were still in her purse, car's outside, no cash in the wallet and the credit cards have been removed and neatly stacked on the table. It appears as though they've been wiped clean. Killer was smart enough not to take anything that could be traced.

Catherine

Which suggests that he was an experienced criminal. What do you know about this guy?

JMAgent Jack Malone

Including everything you just told me? Everything you just told me.

S8 E6 Who and What
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It's the third jumper on campus this year. Maybe it's contagious.

Catherine

I saw this documentary once on suicides off the Golden Gate Bridge, and they interviewed a survivor and he said the moment that he let go of the railing, he realized that all of his problems were fixable, except for having jumped.

Catherine

Such a scary thing, sending your kid off to college.

Is Lindsey looking already?

Catherine

Yeah. In fact, we looked at WLVU last month.

Well, at least she'd be close to home.

Catherine

She's free on campus, may as well be a thousand miles away.

[about Marlon West] He confessed. It was later thrown out on a technicality. We really didn't need it. The prosecution's case against Marlon was very strong.

Until Marlon's little sister Hannah got on the stand and confessed to the murder herself.

Catherine

Oh, yes, I remember this case. A high school senior at age 12.

She's a prodigy.

She's a pint-size Machiavelli. She manipulated events, fabricated evidence, and in the end...

She claimed that she did it because she loved Marlon. Some warped sense of justice. She graduated later that summer, became legally emancipated from her parents and went off to Harvard, pre-med.

You keeping tabs on her?

Not recently. Look, accident or no accident, Marlon killed before. Hannah sunk this case, Marlon got a free pass, and now he's killed again.

Catherine

Well, we don't know that just yet. I mean, we don't have Marlon's DNA to compare with the semen that was found in the victim. All the old evidence was expunged with the verdict.

I want this case.

The one that got away?

We're not supposed to let them get away, right?

I know government employees aren't eligible for reward money, but I think we should at least get a small percentage.

Catherine

It's called your salary.

SCSteve Card

Lizzie was the #1 dog fighter in all of Vegas. That drove Gino nuts 'cause he was like this close to knocking her off the top spot.

VDetective Vega

You seriously want us to believe that Mrs. Rodriguez, humanitarian of the year, was into dog fighting?

SCSteve Card

Oh, she was no Mother Theresa. But, see, she'd still be alive if she wasn't a dirty dog fighter. That rub, it made the other dog sick.

Catherine

Gee, I hate to see the sport tainted like that.

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