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S2 E1

Cougar Town · Season 2, Episode 1

Jules and Glenn in “All Mixed Up”

Jules

[Angry] You based all of my treatment on your dog?

Glenn

Ajam. [Jules is stressed]

Glenn

Ok, I'm just gonna light a little sage in here 'cause, you know? It's very calming so let's all just [whistles]

Glenn

calm.

Jules

It's just... I can't believe you lied to me.

Glenn

[Pointing at Jules, slightly angry] Hey, hey, hey, Jules! And yes, this is my stern voice.

Jules

[Slighty intimidated] I don't like your stern voice.

Glenn

All I ever do was used my personal experience [starts coughing because of the sage]

Glenn

to help you. All right? I've never lied on this office. Ever. This is a sacred circle [keeps coughing]

Glenn

of truth.

Jules

Is it, Glenn?

Glenn

What?

Jules

Tell me. After we left, did you leave a note on that car?

Glenn

Yes, I did.

Jules

What did it say?

Glenn

It said: Suck it! [Jules nods, having proved her point]

Glenn

I'm not perfect, Jules.

Jules

[Ironic] Really?

Glenn

That's how we connect. We are kindred spirits. Last time you said that you felt guilty because you hang up on your dad. Last Christimas, I set my car on fire so my mother would think I was dead.

Jules

Those aren't the same!

Glenn

Bah, they're so close. But you know what? I'm done playing with your judgement games. I'm not gonna play. You're gonna have to find another therapist.

Jules

YOU are firing ME?

Glenn

Here's your information.

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