LaurieOkay I'm lost inside my brain again...
Oh jelly bean.
LaurieDrinking games! I love drinking games!
S2 E2 Let Yourself Go
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Played by Busy Philipps
Cougar Town · 82 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Cougar Town: in 23 of its 82 quotes
Most scenes with: Jules Kiki Cobb (11), Ellie Torres (11), Travis Cobb (5)
Scenes with Laurie Keller 20
LaurieLaurieLaurieHey hot flash, did you do that? (It says FAKE on her purse)
Yes, I did. See the reason why I buy expensive things is to belittle people who cant afford them.
SSmith
Wow! That was like riding a mechanic bull.
LaurieWe should break up more often.
S2 E5 Keeping Me Alive
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CChick
Ding a ling a ling...
That's my cue since I was four. I had to use both my hands.
LaurieAwe how cute.
(About Travis's new girlfriend) So gang, what do we think of her?
Do you think she wears a schoche too much makeup?
LaurieImpossible. There's no such thing.
You look like you poured your makeup on the floor, then rolled around in it.
LauriePoppy, the transsexual at the makeup counter I frequent, would beg to differ.
KKirsten
Plus, Travis scared me. He said you always embarrass him when he brings a girl home.
Travis, I said I would never do that again.
Laurie(Popping up from behind a chair) Hi Kristen!
KKirsten
What was that?
What was what?
It's starting again.
(Popping out from behind the cabinet) Hi, Kristen!
(Popping out from behind the couch) Hi, Kristen!
(Popping out from inside a chair) Hi, Kristen!
Hey, Kristen.
Okay everybody, big finish.
EEverybody
Hi, Kristen!
KKirsten
(Singing) It's Kirsten, but you can call me whatever... I hate that I'm singing
LaurieShe's like a nervous little bird!
You guys can understand what I say, right?
It should be me. I probably should've brought this up to you in our first through sixth year of marriage, but sometimes when you talk too quickly or too quietly, or when you talk at all-
Get to it! Bobby, we can't understand one word you say! Or as you would put it, we can't urbadurn your frazzle dazzle! (Everyone but Bobby laughs)
Ya'll think you're funnier than a barrel full of Foxworthys. But you're not. (Leaves)
Does anyone know what he just said?
Nope.
LaurieNot a clue.
Frazzle dazzle.
S2 E9 When the Time Comes
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It's a pet cemetery. There's the dove, the squirrel, and for the lizard, I just buried your whole shoe, it was really on there.
LaurieThis is getting kind of creepy.
Like serial killer creepy.
KKirsten
Are we at a dead lizard's funeral in your mom's yard?
You did this to us.
S2 E11 No Reason to Cry
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