Brent quotes from Corner Gas

Wanda

Hey Brent, you hear your parents are splitsville?

Brent

I got real problems. Check this out, they made my shirt the wrong colour.

Oscar

It's not a sex bench! It's a make-out bench. And it's not a make-out bench!

Brent

Whatever you say, Hef.

Oscar

I was walking downtown, and what should I see? But Brent Leroy's Corner Gas tree!

Brent

So you wrote a poem about it?

Davis

So, what can I do for you?

Emma

We need your help.

Brent

It's about my dad.

Davis

I thought this day would come. All you have to do is sign these papers and he'll be committed.