“Accounting for Lawyers” quotes from Community

Annie, go back and keep lookout.

Annie

Wait, why me lookout; why not you guys?

'Cause if someone comes up here Kanye and Kumar get taken to jail; you get taken to dinner.

Annie

[flouncing energetically] You guys! I'm the smartest one in this group and all I've been used for is bait and distraction! [notices that the others are looking at her chest] Ugh! Go on your stupid mission; I hope it sucks. [leaves]

What did she say?

Abed

I don't know.

All I heard was "suck".

Shirley

[excitedly] Guys, guys, do you know I actually have a civil case against that bitch that stole my husband?

Jeff

Shirley, don't sue a stripper.

Shirley

Why not?

Jeff

She's a stripper: life sued her, and she lost.

Pierce

Hey guys, one of those guys just told me that there's an island in Indonesia where you can hunt other guys! I'm booking a trip for August!

Jeff

Britta, you're not whore. Shirley, you're not going to sue a woman for stealing your husband, and Pierce, do I even need to say it? It is bad to hunt man for sport!

Pierce

Badass!