[excitedly] Guys, guys, do you know I actually have a civil case against that bitch that stole my husband?
Shirley, don't sue a stripper.
Why not?
She's a stripper: life sued her, and she lost.
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Community quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Community pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.