“The Psychology of Letting Go” quotes from Community

Jeff

[to Britta and Annie] Wow. You guys are real downers. I can't believe I made out with both of you.

[watching Britta and Annie wrestle in oil] Now this is why I came to America.

What's with the lava lamp?

Pierce

It's not a lava lamp, it's my mom.

Ooooh, snap! [realizing Pierce is not joking] Wait, what?