Mark Halperin quotes from Columbo

Lt. Columbo

Commissioner Halperin says he found those jewels under your mattress.

That's crazy.

Mark Halperin

You're a liar!

Hey, I don't even live here!

Mark Halperin

What?!?

Lt. Columbo

I can verify that, sir. He doesn't live here. I live here.

Lt. Columbo

Commissioner, I believe you killed your wife. And I believe you either killed Janice Caldwell or you're covering up for it.

Mark Halperin

You just lost your badge, my friend.

Lt. Columbo

You must have a lot of those, sir.

Mark Halperin

What?

Lt. Columbo

Gut feelings.

Mark Halperin

What are you talking about?

Lt. Columbo

Well, you had a gut feeling last night.

Mark Halperin

I don't know what you're talking about. What do you mean, last night?

Lt. Columbo

When you asked for me to report to the Caldwell house.

Mark Halperin

Yes.

Lt. Columbo

I found out you asked for me when you first called in.

Mark Halperin

I did.

Lt. Columbo

What I mean, sir, is that the burglar had never harmed anybody before. Yet from your bedroom window when you called in, you asked for me. I was just trying to figure out how you knew the woman was already dead.