Colonel Lyle C. Rumford quotes from Columbo

Geometry is logic and logic is the battlefield of adulthood.

This country is going to have the best damn army in the world!

[to Columbo] We both have similar jobs. I wear a uniform. [glancing at Columbo's disheveled appearance] You wear...well, I suppose you could call that a uniform.

Lt. Columbo

Boys will be boys.

Boys will be boys, Lieutenant, but somebody's gotta turn them into men.

Lt. Columbo

You have to forgive me, it's not me, it's my mind, it's very slow, and I have to pin everything down.

Don't expect me to be contrite, Lieutenant. It had to be done, and I'd do it again by tomorrow.

Do you have a first name?

Lt. Columbo

I do, my wife is the only one that uses it.