Elliott BlakeOut Mr. Harrow is not impressed by statistics. This man is the market for miracles. I have the power to astonish him, you, and the entire world, Paula, but I am NOT a dancing dog in a carnival.
A character in Columbo
Played by Anthony Andrews
Columbo · 241 quotes
Tied for 10th most-quoted character in Columbo: in 4 of its 241 quotes
Elliott BlakeOut Mr. Harrow is not impressed by statistics. This man is the market for miracles. I have the power to astonish him, you, and the entire world, Paula, but I am NOT a dancing dog in a carnival.
"Elliott Blake?" I've been reading about you. European journals. When did you change your name?
Elliott BlakeWhen I got out, Max. Three years ago.
A hundred and twenty degrees in the shade, or an afternoon of poker in the Ungandan prison.
Elliott BlakeI read that in your book "Dyson on Mind Reading". You're giving away our secrets, Max.
We survived in the African slammer, together. You were a very good student.
Elliott BlakeWhy not? You taught me everything you know. Everything I know.
[referring to Mr. Harrow] Elliott, he will be back tomorrow. We have to show him more. God, we never should have started this!
Elliott BlakeWe "started" this for you. To maintain your funding, my dearest doctor.
Elliott BlakeExactly what do you want of me?
Hard proof of your abilities.
Elliott BlakeThe impossible on demand.
That's a fair description.
For a subject of your qualifications
Elliott BlakeWhat flavor impossible?
In general terms, a demonstration that you can telepathically and precisely intercept the thoughts and actions of an enemy. Fair enough?
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