Eric Mason quotes from Columbo

Eric Mason

Really, you have a morbid streak, Lieutenant. I should have suspected that.

Eric Mason

You're a fascinating man, Lieutenant.

Lt. Columbo

To a psychologist, sir?

Eric Mason

You pass yourself off as a puppy in a raincoat happily running around the yard digging holes all up in the garden, only you're laying a mine field and wagging your tail.

Eric Mason

Very good, Lieutenant. Remarkable, really. You take control very well, all the way. I'd swear you'd taken my course.

Lt. Columbo

Oh no, sir. Oh no, never. It's just that I enjoy the pleasure of the game.

Lt. Columbo

Thank you very much, sir. I'll explain to Mrs. Columbo how my condition is work dominated.

Eric Mason

Well, I think she might have guessed.