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S1 E15

Columbo · Season 1, Episode 15

Lt. Columbo, Artie Jessup and others in “Unfinished Business”

Lt. Columbo

Commissioner Halperin says he found those jewels under your mattress.

AJArtie Jessup

That's crazy.

Mark Halperin

You're a liar!

AJArtie Jessup

Hey, I don't even live here!

Mark Halperin

What?!?

Lt. Columbo

I can verify that, sir. He doesn't live here. I live here.

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