Nelson Brenner quotes from Columbo

Nelson Brenner

The thing about my being a double agent was only a rumor.

The agency doesn't deal in facts, only in rumors.

Nelson Brenner

Lieutenant, I think I should warn you that I'm not an unworldly man. I have powerful important friends, even in the police department. I respectfully request that you do not harass me.

Lt. Columbo

Why sir, I would NEVER do that.

Nelson Brenner

Yes, I quite understand your problem. But you must understand mine, it's a bizarre situation.

Lt. Columbo

Just between us, sir...

Nelson Brenner

Um-uh.

Lt. Columbo

Somebody's following me.

Nelson Brenner

Now who would be following a cop?

Lt. Columbo

That's what I'm trying to figure out. Can't be the collection company. The car's paid for.

Nelson Brenner

What would you like in the way of libation?

Lt. Columbo

Oh, nothing when I'm on duty.

Nelson Brenner

But you're finished for the day, aren't you?

Lt. Columbo

Well, nearly, sir. Do you have any wine?

Nelson Brenner

A cellar full.

Lt. Columbo

Just a glass.

Nelson Brenner

What kind would you like?

Lt. Columbo

Oooh, red.