Lieutenant, I think I should warn you that I'm not an unworldly man. I have powerful important friends, even in the police department. I respectfully request that you do not harass me.
Why sir, I would NEVER do that.
Yes, I quite understand your problem. But you must understand mine, it's a bizarre situation.
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