Delightful Children quotes from Codename: Kids Next Door

GIVE…US…THAT…BOX!!! IT'S… OURS!!!!

No, it isn't.

Check it yourself.

[berating her students] I'm very, very disappointed with you, class. Not one of you did your spelling homework, last night.

[heartbroken in tears of shame] Oh… But…

Except, of course, the Delightful Children From Down The Lane.

Thank you, teacher-person. We enjoy doing homework so much, we did it sixty times.

Numbuh 1

[to the Delightful Children; coldly] You're despicable.

Thank you, Nigel. Won't you come in? And we'll discuss the terms of your surrender. [Numbuh 1 remorsefully walks in]

Numbuh 1

[after the KND break in the Naughty or Nice System and confronts the Delightful Children, they aim at them] Okay, for the last time, out of the— [they notice]

[the REINDEER System turn them into Grinch-like monsters] Help us, please! You must help us!

I'll only be in Saratoga Springs for the day. My doctor says I need to get some fresh air and take a break from making kids' lives miserable. Now, I know I can trust my Delightful Children things neat and tidy while I'm gone, RIGHT?! [bursts into flames]

Of course, Father.

Good. I left some money on the counter for pizza, and don't forget to feed the cat! [leaves the mansion]

Yes, Father.

...We are the Upper Crusts.

The who?

No. The Upper Crusts.

Wow, Numbuh 1! Numbuh 363 was totally right! We never have got the cake back in one piece!

[Angrily] We did once!

Really? I don't remember! Hmm, let's see. There was the time we blew it up by accident, and oh, we sent it to the wood chipper that other time- Oh, oh! And remember when the birdies peed on it? [Laughs] Remember that one, Numbuh 1?

Numbuh 1

[Losing control of his rage] YES! THANK YOU FOR THE MEMORIES! Now if you don't mind, I'd like to talk about anything except... Cake?

Numbuh 1

[Enraged] YOU! Kids Next Door, battle sta- [Gets trapped by Father's flames along with Numbuhs 2, 3, 4, and 5]

[Enraged] No, no, no! CUT! You Kids Next Door are not in my script! [groans in frustration] But, on the other hand, you might just be what this picture needs!

Numbuh 1

[To Father] Father! What are you doing in our tree house?!

Just indulging my more artistic side by producing- the mega-blockbuster movie of the century!

And we're the stars! It's called, "Let us eat cake", and once it's complete, jealous kids worldwide will get to see us enjoying our delicious birthday cake on the big screen! And what better backdrop for us to savor it in than your stupid tree house?!?!?!

[As the Delightful Children laugh evilly] Oh, man! It ain't gonna be one of those chick flicks, is it?!

[Gets in Numbuh 4's face, enraged] ENOUGH! [To DCFDTL] We must film before the muse escapes me! Alright, my stars, in this scene, you will unveil the cake! I want to feel the passion between you and its scrum-dilly-yumminess: The electricity, the LOVE! [To his working crew] Quiet on the set! Places! AND....Action!

[Acting in a love scene] At last, we are alone, my love. I have yearned too long to taste your frosty icing. [The scene cuts to Sector V struggling in the fiery hands] Come to me, my tasty- [the DCFDTL pulls off the sheet, revealing Numbuh 74.239 with a beach umbrella and a table with a fruit drink, making them all scream in shock]

[Smirking] Hello.

Numbuh 1

[In surprise] NUMBUH 74.239?! What are YOU doing here?!

[Enraged] Cut, CUT, CUUUT! [Bursts into flames] YOU ARE RUINING MY SCENE!

[Points to Numbuh 74.239, angrily] AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY CAKE?!?!?!

Oh, we took it, but I assure you, it is quite safe. [slurps his fruit drink] Mmmmm!

[enraged] HOW DARE YOU?! GIVE IT BACK THIS INSTANT!

It's over, Nigel Uno! You're finished! It's the end. Say it.

Numbuh 1

[refuses] No.

[impatiently furious] SAY IT! IT'S THE END! SAY IT!!!

Numbuh 1

[anxiously depressed] I...I can't.

WHY NOT?!

Numbuh 1

Because... [bravely smiles] ...the Kids Next Door will NEVER end!

[In defeat] NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! [They groan, then turn and notice that there is a gap in the ride] Huh?!

Numbuh 1

I always wondered how those guys went to the bathroom together.