Scenes with Numbuh 1 228
(Numbuh 4 finds an injured Numbuh 5 at the end of the stairs of an abandoned house.)
N4Numbuh 4
Numbuh Five, are you okay?!
N5Numbuh 5
Numbuh Four, what are you doing here? Go back to the treehouse!
N4Numbuh 4
No way, my homework's in there! Along with whoever did this to you. Come on, you and me can—
N5Numbuh 5
I said "go home"! Numbuh Five can handle this herself.
N4Numbuh 4
I know you can. But two of us can handle it better.
N5Numbuh 5
Numbuh Four! (looks up at him with teary eyes) Help.
[Numbuh Jedediah wakes up Numbuh 2, who is sleeping in a barn.]
NJNumbuh Jedediah
Wake up.
N2Numbuh 2
Are you kidding me? It's like, 4 in the morning!
NJNumbuh Jedediah
[a little surprised] I know. Must have overslept.
N5Numbuh 5
Hey Heiny, Hard to believe it's five years since the last time we were here in Guatemala. Ah, just a couple of candy hunters after the ultimate prize, and I see you're doing it again. Haven't you learn you lesson?
Zis time, it is different, zis time it's to get back, vhat I lost. You see, I found out how.
Ja, und I could use you help. If you could chust hand me vone uf zose bags uf sugar, I'll finish ze circle, und all vill be as it vas.
N5Numbuh 5
Of course, Heinrich. Anything I can do to help.
N5Numbuh 5
Heinrich, Just share with me, I promise and all will be ok?
Vhy should I believe you?
N5Numbuh 5
Because, You're more important to me than candies.
N5Numbuh 5
And then you will be again, I swear it, now come on!
N2Numbuh 2
Hey Numbuh 5, who's your friend? Oh what a fox?
N5Numbuh 5
This is Henrietta Von Marzipan. She an old friend of mine.
HVHenrietta Von Marzipan
Who must now go to help undo ze wrongs I haff done. Zanks for not giving up on me, Abigail. Until ve meet again! Auf wiedersehen!
N5Numbuh 5
Be good, Heiny!
[After Nigel had successfully defeated the training robot; Numbuh 274 claps his hands]
N2Numbuh 274
At ease, cadet. You handled that O.C.T.O.-P.A.D.D.L.E.R. pretty well. But do you have what it takes to fight me?
NNigel
Fight you, sir? No way!
N2Numbuh 274
I don't recall giving you a choice, cadet. [attacks Numbuh 1]
Numbuh 1It wasn't the "falling in love" part that bothered me. It was the "trying to blow up me and my girlfriend" part.
N3Numbuh 3
Ex-girlfriend, you mean. Lizzie dumped you cold, remember?
Numbuh 1
Vividly.
[Numbuhs 2, 3, 4, and 5 are talking to Numbuh 48 Flavors on the ice cream supply ship.]
N4Numbuh 48 Flavors
Oh, no. There's no way I'm letting you guys on this ship.
N5Numbuh 5
Relax, Numbuh 48 Flavors.
N4Numbuh 4
Yeah, we just came to help unload.
N4Numbuh 48 Flavors
Well, the last time you guys "helped", I was missing seventy-five gallons of Choo-Choo chocolate chip, and it came out of my rations.
N5Numbuh 5
[Opens the door] Don't worry. We'll just take a little taste- [Gets a strawberry ice cream thrown at her face, knocking her down]
[Chad, Cree, and a teen boy are in the ship.]
[Points at Numbuh 5] Too late. We just finished it up. [Throws down another strawberry ice cream]
[Numbuh Infinity is thrown into a glass window by Chad.]
You gotta be kidding me! I've worked too hard- [Grabs Numbuh Infinity and pins him against the window] -to be double-crossed like this!
You know it was not my decision. They just told me to tell you.
Numbuh 1
[Comes into the room pointing his S.P.I.C.E.R. at Chad and Numbuh Infinity] Tell him what? [Chad and Numbuh Infinity turn to him]
Numbuh 1. Thanks goodness you're here. This teenager broke into my office and attacked me!
[Angrily drops Numbuh Infinity] You! [Points at Numbuh 1] Come here, you!
[Numbuh 1 gets ready to open fire on Chad when Numbuh 86 and two KND operatives burst in, knocking Numbuh 1 down. They fire their weapons at Chad, beating him into submission.]
N8Numbuh 86
[Makes her way to Numbuh Infinity] Numbuh Infinity- [Helps Numbuh Infinity up] -are you okay?
Excellent work, Numbuh 86. But your job is only half done. [Points at Numbuh 1] Arrest that boy!
Numbuh 1
[Horrified] WHAT?!
Numbuh 1
Arrest me? For what?
Numbuh 1 and Chad were working together to ruin the treaty.
Numbuh 1
You're lying! [Gets grabbed by two KND operatives] Hey! Get off of me! It's you who's working with Chad. I saw you!
Take them to Kids Next Door Arctic Prison. I will not have anyone, kid or teen, get in the way of this.
[Three KND operatives escort Numbuh 1 and Chad out of the room.]
[Numbuh 48 Flavors has just told Numbuhs 2, 3, 4, and 5 that Numbuh 1 and Chad are being taken to KND Arctic Prison.]
N5Numbuh 5
[Shocked] He what?! [Angrily] You better not be saying that just to get us to stop eating your ice cream.
N4Numbuh 48 Flavors
It's true. Both Chad and Numbuh 1 were arrested. They're being flown to Arctic Prison any minute now. And- [Snatches the ice cream container from Numbuh 5, angrily] -stop eating my ice cream! We won't have enough for the After Treaty luncheon.
[Numbuh 1 and Chad being handcuffed together; being sent to the Arctic Prison.]
Numbuh 1
[While fighting] What are you and Infinity up to? Tell me!
[While fighting] Listen, Uno, the absolute last person I want to be handcuffed to right now is you! And the only thing keeping me from knocking your block off is that I don't want to drag your unconscious butt around when I bust outta here!
Numbuh 1
And just where do you think you're going?
Numbuh 1
[Surprised] Huh?
And unfortunately, wherever I go, you go! [Pulls off the button, then takes out his walkman] Now if you don't mind- [Plugs in his walkman] -it's time to rock! [Plays super noisy music]
[Numbuhs 2, 3, 4, and 5 are walking they see Numbuh Infinity and Numbuh 48 Flavors arguing with each other.]
N4Numbuh 4
What do you think that's about?
N3Numbuh 3
Maybe he's asking for an extra serving of ice cream at the treaty luncheon.
N5Numbuh 5
Or 48 Flavors is part of the Splinter Cell too. Come on. We better go find Numbuh 362 fast.
[Numbuhs 2, 3, 4, and 5 head off to talk to Numbuh 362.]
[After crashing the ship, Numbuh 1 and Chad are walking along the path.]
Numbuh 1
[Sarcastically] That was brilliant, Chad! Any other ways of getting us killed aside from crashing our ship into a mountain?!
Well, at least I got us out so I can stop that treaty!
Numbuh 1
[Stops Chad] And what makes you think I'll help you do that?
Because it's a trap, genius! [Pulls Numbuh 1]
Numbuh 1
Well of course it's a trap! But then... why would you want to stop it? Unless... you're been double-crossed as well! Of course! The splinter cell's goal is to rid the world of all adults. So it makes sense to include you teenagers as well.
[sarcastically] Brilliant deduction. Now will you shut your yap? We're here.
[Numbuh 1 and Chad arrive a grocery in the middle of the deserted place.]
Numbuh 1
A mini mart?! [sarcastically] Well! I'm so glad you got us here. Now we can stock up on microwave burritos and slushies!
Numbuh 1
Ooh, that's an even more brilliant idea! Hanging out at the parking lot which will get us in a huge-parking carrier real fast!
I said sit down and shut up! [pulls down Numbuh 1]
[Numbuh 1's about to shoot Chad]
N5Numbuh 5
No! Don't do it!
Numbuh 1
Why not?! Give me one reason why I shouldn't finish this traitor once and for all!
N5Numbuh 5
Because... he's one of us!
Numbuh 1
He's what?
I'm still a Kids Next Door operative. I always have been!
Numbuh 1
You expect me to believe that? After all the things you've done?!
Everything I've done is been to help the Kids Next Door!
Numbuh 1
Yeah, right! Trying to send the Moonbase into the sun really helped us!
Cree was on her way to do the same thing, so I had to stop her! And today I was trying to warn Numbuh Infinity about the teens' trap, until you had to come and blow my cover! Practically every mission you and Sector V did, I was right there, helping from the sidelines, and you didn't even know it. But they still picked you instead of me!
Numbuh 1
Who picked me? The splinter cell?
There is no splinter cell, you dupe! They just use that to cover their tracks!
Numbuh 1
W-Who did?
There are others. Others that Numbuh 362 doesn't even know about. Higher up than her. Higher up than us teenage operatives.
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