Emily[sees Candice leave her seat] Candice, what are you doing?
Proving I'm not dumb!
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No matter. I'm password protected. [Candice types up the password] You'll never guess my-
S1 Robot Tutor
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Voiced by Gabrielle Walsh
Close Enough · 29 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Close Enough: in 8 of its 29 quotes
Most scenes with: Bridgette Hashima (5), Josh Singleton (4), Candice Ramirez-Singleton (3)
Scenes with Emily Ramirez 8
Emily
[carrying an old white couch with Alex] We got a street couch!
EmilyOh, hell no! We agreed, no more garbage furniture!
[whining] But I want it! Oh, we got that savings account you wanted.
EmilyBut we needed that! [exhales sharply] Fine.
Yes! Excuse us, ladies.
S2 Haunted Couch
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[Josh and Emily return to the adult party in the garage and all the parents have gone completely out of control, and are creating a raucous]
TTrish
Oh, my God. Wouldn't it be funny if we all made out?
JJojo
Ha, let's get naked and fight! [punches Ted in the face]
TTed
Ow! I'm down.
Emily[shocked in horror] What the butt?! We were gone for five minutes!
What'd you expect? You gave a bunch of parents a keg. Everyone knows once you have kids you can't hold your liquor.
JJojo
Hey, what's the first rule of naked fight club?
S2 Birthdaze
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Man, I don't like this. You seem pretty sick.
Oh, yeah? Could a guy who's… pretty sick mail a letter? [later crawls outside over to the mailbox to mail a letter]
Alex, are you okay?
Nailed it.
You threw up on the way over here.
Yeah. As a joke.
[Emily, Bridgette, Pearle, and Randy come out]
EmilyOkay. We're taking you to a doctor.
Doctor? No! I said no doctors! Doctors have killed many people in history than Genghis Khan and Chaka Khan combined.
Alex, would you relax? I see like 50 doctors a week. They don't kill people.
Why don't you tell that to my dad?! [groans weakly as he walks back inside]
Awkward.
S3 Hellspital
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[Bridgette, Josh, Emily and Candice arrive at the Hashima lab and meet Bridgette's younger sister, Olivia, and their mother]
Hey, sis. [she and her sister hug] Can't believe you actually made it.
Hello, everyone!
EmilyHi, Mrs. Hashima. And thanks so much for us, Olivia.
She's "Doctor Olivia" now.
[scoffs] She's not a real doctor, she just stayed in school too long.
[panting] Ljubljana is in Slovenia!
Now that's more like it!
Okay, so she learned to Google, big deal.
EmilyBridge, are you alright?
[weakly] I think I need to go home.
[clears throat] "Eons ago…"
Emily[outraged] What the [bleep]?!
This sucks!
It makes me want to kill myself!
You've made me hate reading more than I already do! [takes the flat screen TV off the wall and throws it, making it explode]
Wait, what?! Is it really that bad?
Let's kick him in the nuts!
S3 Never Meet Your Heroes
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[in Candice's body] Whoa! Everyone's freakin' huge!
[in Emily's body] Hell, yeah, I'm old enough to cuss!
[in Alex's body] I'm literally inside my ex. My therapist is gonna love this.
Emily[in Josh's body] Wait. So who's in Bridgette?
JKJack Kleghorn
[in Bridgette's body] That's Sir Bridgette!
S3 Never Meet Your Heroes
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