“Bridgette the Brain” · Season 3
In this episode: Bridgette Hashima (5), Mrs. Hashima (3), Olivia (3), Emily Ramirez (2), Candice Ramirez-Singleton (1)
[Bridgette, Josh, Emily and Candice arrive at the Hashima lab and meet Bridgette's younger sister, Olivia, and their mother]
Hey, sis. [she and her sister hug] Can't believe you actually made it.
Hello, everyone!
Hi, Mrs. Hashima. And thanks so much for us, Olivia.
She's "Doctor Olivia" now.
[scoffs] She's not a real doctor, she just stayed in school too long.
[picks up an intelli pill from the bowl and walks into the hallway] I'll show them smart. [swallows the pill and an electric bolt elevates up from her spine to her brain] Huh? I guess it doesn't work. AAGH! [falls onto her knees] Mind on fire. Hypotenuse! Parthenogenesis! "Star Trek" continuity!
[panting] Ljubljana is in Slovenia!
Now that's more like it!
Okay, so she learned to Google, big deal.
Bridge, are you alright?
[weakly] I think I need to go home.
[after inventing a Mind-agra pill] 1,000 milligrams of bio-optimized, quick-release nootropic cognitive enhancement. [takes out her phone] Science, bitch! [shutter clicks a selfie]
[clapping slowly] Wow, cool pill… if you like bullshit! Hit it, Alex! [walks up on the stage] Behold! Mind-agra! [holds up a Mind-agra pill the air and the audience gasps in amazement]
[shocked] No! But how? [Bridgette wipes her bangs, revealing her increased head; shocked gasp in realization] Bitch took my pill! [runs over to her mother] Mom! She stole my pill and reverse engineered it! Do something!
Like what? It's about time Bridgette did something useful. [gets up from her seat and walks up on the stage]
[as her sister runs up and swipes the bottle out of her hand] Hey!
[dumps out a pill and swallows it, causing her brain to increase a bit as she groans] I…understand! [speedily draws a hypothesis on the chalkboard] I did it! I proved the Riemann hypothesis, the most important unsolved problem in pure mathematics!
[The audience cheers and applause for Olivia as Mrs. Hashima raises up her hand]
Eat shit, Riemann!
[chanting] Olivia! Olivia! Olivia!
It's on!
[The Hashima sisters keep on gulping down Mind-agra pills and both their brains increase bigger]
I can see the Internet!
I can manipulate gravity! [she and her sister both hover into the air] Don't worry, I'll keep this short.
Like your bangs?
I'll KILL YOU! [launches herself at her sister and pushes her through the roof of a studio]
Science is awesome!
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