Mrs. Hashima quotes from Close Enough

Olivia

Hey, sis. [she and her sister hug] Can't believe you actually made it.

Mrs. Hashima

Hello, everyone!

Emily

Hi, Mrs. Hashima. And thanks so much for us, Olivia.

Mrs. Hashima

She's "Doctor Olivia" now.

Bridgette

[scoffs] She's not a real doctor, she just stayed in school too long.

Bridgette

[panting] Ljubljana is in Slovenia!

Mrs. Hashima

Now that's more like it!

Olivia

Okay, so she learned to Google, big deal.

Emily

Bridge, are you alright?

Bridgette

[weakly] I think I need to go home.

Bridgette

[clapping slowly] Wow, cool pill… if you like bullshit! Hit it, Alex! [walks up on the stage] Behold! Mind-agra! [holds up a Mind-agra pill the air and the audience gasps in amazement]

Olivia

[shocked] No! But how? [Bridgette wipes her bangs, revealing her increased head; shocked gasp in realization] Bitch took my pill! [runs over to her mother] Mom! She stole my pill and reverse engineered it! Do something!

Mrs. Hashima

Like what? It's about time Bridgette did something useful. [gets up from her seat and walks up on the stage]

Bridgette

[as her sister runs up and swipes the bottle out of her hand] Hey!

Olivia

[dumps out a pill and swallows it, causing her brain to increase a bit as she groans] I…understand! [speedily draws a hypothesis on the chalkboard] I did it! I proved the Riemann hypothesis, the most important unsolved problem in pure mathematics!

Eat shit, Riemann!

[chanting] Olivia! Olivia! Olivia!

Bridgette

It's on!

Olivia

I can see the Internet!

Bridgette

I can manipulate gravity! [she and her sister both hover into the air] Don't worry, I'll keep this short.

Olivia

Like your bangs?

Bridgette

I'll KILL YOU! [launches herself at her sister and pushes her through the roof of a studio]

Candice

Science is awesome!