Alex
[clears throat] "Eons ago…"
Emily
[outraged] What the [bleep]?!
Josh
This sucks!
Bridgette
It makes me want to kill myself!
Josh
You've made me hate reading more than I already do! [takes the flat screen TV off the wall and throws it, making it explode]
Alex
Wait, what?! Is it really that bad?
Bridgette
Let's kick him in the nuts!
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