A character in Close Enough
Voiced by Kimiko Glenn
Close Enough · 29 quotes
Tied for 1st most-quoted character in Close Enough: in 11 of its 29 quotes
Most scenes with: Emily Ramirez (5), Josh Singleton (3), Mrs. Hashima (3)
Bridgette[picks up an intelli pill from the bowl and walks into the hallway] I'll show them smart. [swallows the pill and an electric bolt elevates up from her spine to her brain] Huh? I guess it doesn't work. AAGH! [falls onto her knees] Mind on fire. Hypotenuse! Parthenogenesis! "Star Trek" continuity!
Bridgette[after inventing a Mind-agra pill] 1,000 milligrams of bio-optimized, quick-release nootropic cognitive enhancement. [takes out her phone] Science, bitch! [shutter clicks a selfie]
Bridgette[last lines] Already with the excuses.
So what's up girl? Wanna come back to my crib?
BridgetteOkay, but just a hang out. I'm not some YouTube croupy.
That's cool. We'll do a little screen time. PBS Kids and chill. Get my mom to whoop us up get some snacks.
BridgetteOh, you still live with your mom?
And weekends with my dad's. He's so strong.
BridgetteWait, how old are you?
Me? I just turned 26. [Bridgette sighs] Months. 26 months.
BridgetteWhat?
Bridgette[knocking on the bathroom door and opens it while Becca is taking a shower; angrily] BECCA! You have been in there for three hours! I need to shower!
Thank you so much! I would love a nice coffee.
[Later… Becca is laying on the sofa, eating a bag of skinny popcorn while watching "Survivor"]
[entering] Becca, you've been binging old seasons of "Survivor" for three days. Could I watch something?
Ooh, an iced coffee sounds yum. Th-a-a-a-nks.
[Josh and Emily return to the adult party in the garage and all the parents have gone completely out of control, and are creating a raucous]
Oh, my God. Wouldn't it be funny if we all made out?
Ha, let's get naked and fight! [punches Ted in the face]
Ow! I'm down.
[shocked in horror] What the butt?! We were gone for five minutes!
BridgetteWhat'd you expect? You gave a bunch of parents a keg. Everyone knows once you have kids you can't hold your liquor.
Hey, what's the first rule of naked fight club?
[Bridgette, Josh, Emily and Candice arrive at the Hashima lab and meet Bridgette's younger sister, Olivia, and their mother]
Hey, sis. [she and her sister hug] Can't believe you actually made it.
Hello, everyone!
Hi, Mrs. Hashima. And thanks so much for us, Olivia.
She's "Doctor Olivia" now.
Bridgette[scoffs] She's not a real doctor, she just stayed in school too long.
Bridgette[panting] Ljubljana is in Slovenia!
Now that's more like it!
Okay, so she learned to Google, big deal.
Bridge, are you alright?
Bridgette[weakly] I think I need to go home.
Bridgette[clapping slowly] Wow, cool pill… if you like bullshit! Hit it, Alex! [walks up on the stage] Behold! Mind-agra! [holds up a Mind-agra pill the air and the audience gasps in amazement]
[shocked] No! But how? [Bridgette wipes her bangs, revealing her increased head; shocked gasp in realization] Bitch took my pill! [runs over to her mother] Mom! She stole my pill and reverse engineered it! Do something!
Like what? It's about time Bridgette did something useful. [gets up from her seat and walks up on the stage]
Bridgette[as her sister runs up and swipes the bottle out of her hand] Hey!
[dumps out a pill and swallows it, causing her brain to increase a bit as she groans] I…understand! [speedily draws a hypothesis on the chalkboard] I did it! I proved the Riemann hypothesis, the most important unsolved problem in pure mathematics!
[The audience cheers and applause for Olivia as Mrs. Hashima raises up her hand]
Eat shit, Riemann!
[chanting] Olivia! Olivia! Olivia!
BridgetteIt's on!
[The Hashima sisters keep on gulping down Mind-agra pills and both their brains increase bigger]
I can see the Internet!
BridgetteI can manipulate gravity! [she and her sister both hover into the air] Don't worry, I'll keep this short.
Like your bangs?
BridgetteI'll KILL YOU! [launches herself at her sister and pushes her through the roof of a studio]
Science is awesome!
[clears throat] "Eons ago…"
[outraged] What the [bleep]?!
This sucks!
BridgetteIt makes me want to kill myself!
You've made me hate reading more than I already do! [takes the flat screen TV off the wall and throws it, making it explode]
Wait, what?! Is it really that bad?
BridgetteLet's kick him in the nuts!
[in Candice's body] Whoa! Everyone's freakin' huge!
[in Emily's body] Hell, yeah, I'm old enough to cuss!
Bridgette[in Alex's body] I'm literally inside my ex. My therapist is gonna love this.
[in Josh's body] Wait. So who's in Bridgette?
[in Bridgette's body] That's Sir Bridgette!
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