Man, I don't like this. You seem pretty sick.
Oh, yeah? Could a guy who's… pretty sick mail a letter? [later crawls outside over to the mailbox to mail a letter]
Alex, are you okay?
Nailed it.
You threw up on the way over here.
Yeah. As a joke.
[Emily, Bridgette, Pearle, and Randy come out]
Okay. We're taking you to a doctor.
Doctor? No! I said no doctors! Doctors have killed many people in history than Genghis Khan and Chaka Khan combined.
Alex, would you relax? I see like 50 doctors a week. They don't kill people.
Why don't you tell that to my dad?! [groans weakly as he walks back inside]
Awkward.
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