Chuck quotes

412 total quotes

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Awesome: Where are you, Chuck? I need the ring. This is not awesome!

Awesome: Whoa!
Morgan: Evening.
Awesome: Talk about low hanging fruit!
Ellie: Oh my God! I'm going to kill Chuck!
Morgan: Didn't Chuck tell you I sleep in the, in the buff?

Awesome: You're a spy, Chuck? That's... awesome!

Awesome: You're incredible; is that your spy training?
Chuck: Duck Hunt, Nintendo.

Awesome: You're not "just" anything, Ellie.
Ellie: Really?
Awesome: You're Mrs. Awesome.

Badguy: This better not take long. I already tried to kill three people at the table.
Morgan: Yes. What do you mean? No, You heard me the first time. Shoot the puppy. I'm so sick of feeding him. Kill the puppy. So hard to great good henchmen nowadays. Hmm?

Barkley: We're the flagship store, we should get those computers--
Big Mike: Flagship of my ass; now get out of here, Barkley.

Beckman: [See's all the arcade machines in Castle] So shocked you people are running out of money.
Chuck: Missile Command is a part of our process.

Beckman: Bartowski and Rye, Capture the Belgium and recover the fake stones. Until we know whats really on those microdots this is code red and could likely to get very ugly.
Sarah: General, at this point I feel it is essential I go with Chuck and Agent Rye to Switzerland.
Chuck: I think Sarah should let us handle this seeing how we have determined this is the only way I will get the Intersect back working.
Sarah: Chuck. We are talking about real danger now.
Chuck: I'm sorry, I can only handle fake danger?
Sarah: I know the Intersect is important but so far none of Agent Rye's therapies have work. The microdot contains highly sensitive information that the wrong people will kill for.
Chuck: Well I can take care of these wrong people without you holding my hand.
Sarah: Why? It doesn't make sense to risk your life.
Chuck: Because this is what I do. I am a spy.
Sarah: No. Chuck you're not...... Not right now.

Bernie: Are you wired?
Chuck: No I'm not.
Bernie: [aims his gun at Chuck's face] Are you wired?
Chuck: Yes, yes we are.
. . .
Bergey: Are you wearing a wire?
Chuck: That's preposterous.
Bergey: [his thugs aim their weapons at Chuck] Are you wearing a wire?
Chuck: Yes, yes I am.

Big Mike: [about Jeff and Lester] Sweet Lord, they did it. They actually did it. Those crazy nerds blew up the freaking Buy More!
Season 4

Big Mike: [referring to Las Vegas] It's about high stakes, and gambling, and getting into some weird stuff that just might haunt you for the rest of your life.

Big Mike: I'm not gonna lie to you, boys. Bartowski is killing it with the ladies.
Lester': I know. First there was that hot girl from Stanford..,
Jeff: Jill. Then there was that brunette with the overpriced deli...
Big Mike: Lou. She was a fine, miniature piece of woman.
Lester': And now Hannah! I'd like to moisturize her feet with my saliva.
Jeff: Don't you get it? None of them matter. Chuck may try to replace her...but when he's with Sarah, the light in his eyes shines brightly.
Big Mike: [tearing up] Damn onions.

Big Mike: Mornings are for reflection and pastry.

Big Mike: What happened to you two? You smell like vomit and Cheerios.
Ellie: We had a baby.