LCLa Ciudad
I think your hand is supposed to be on my hip.
Right. Apparently I learned the girls' part of this dance. Would you mind leading?
S1 E3Chuck Versus the Tango
S1 E4Chuck Versus the Wookiee
Chuck, I know what a third wheel is. I know it's me. Give, give me a chance here, man. Let, let me be a fourth wheel. For once. Or maybe I can be any other even number.
CCarina
Now, see that man over there? Payman Alahi, his house, his party, his diamond...for now.
Are we-are you talking about Señor Wookiee over there?
I count six SVB54 explosion protected security cameras with infrared surveillance.
Did you have a flash?
No, they sell them at the Spy Shop in the Buy More plaza.
How am I supposed to know that Carina has a remote control jet ski? It's usually not an option in real life.
S1 E5Chuck Versus the Sizzling Shrimp
Stay in the car.
My four favorite words.
I'll let myself out.
...My four favorite words.
So listen, I've been thinking a lot about last night. And you know, you guys were talking about how this spy could be...valuable to us. So I was thinking what if we could convince her to, I don't know, like give up...some secret stuff or...
You mean defect?
Defect, yes! People do that kind of thing all the time, right? The Hunt for Red October...uh...White Nights. [after Casey stares blankly at him] White Nights? Gregory Hines...Baryshnikov...dancing their way to freedom?
[sarcastically] Well, as long as you've done serious research on the subject. You get her to defect, I'll help rescuing her brother personally.
Why are you bringing this up?
Well, she sorta, uh, just...called me.
She called you? Where?
At the Buy More. And I think she might been in the store too, because she knew my every move. She even knew that I had mustard on my tie.
MLMei-Ling Cho
[preparing to rescue Mei-Ling's brother] Good, every warm body helps.
I'm sorry, wha-me? No, no, no, no. Look as much as I wish that I could help you, I can't. I made plans with my sister. They are non-negotiable.
[everyone looks at him]
But of course, I know that you wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for me. I want to be with my sister and you obviously really want to be with your brother. We're like one big wacky transatlantic family.
[pause]
I owe you. I'm in.
Okay fine, but you don't leave the van under any circumstances.
I just need to be home by eight. If that's at all possible.
There's no need. I figured it out. I know.
You do?
You haven't had a girlfriend for a long time and you're in love.
Yeah. I am?
But lying to me? Missing our most important day like...like you're in high school? I mean do you even know that Morgan's about to be fired?
Ellie, I can't apologize enough. I...everything that you're saying is right. I guess that I'm just so, um, I'm so head over heals that I'm not thinking straight, you know?
Listen, I know that this is the first big thing to happen to you in while. And you feel like your life's not going anywhere, your job's not either, and you're not Superman out there saving the day. But your a good person and your a good brother and you're a good friend. Don't lose that.
S1 E6Chuck Versus the Sandworm
You! What do I have to do to get timely intel out of you, Bartowski?
Look, I briefed Sarah last night, alright?
[sarcastically] Oh, I bet you did, slugger.
I thought we're all suppose to be part of the same team here, huh, Team Chuck?
We are, but I'm starting to feel like the guy that always gets picked last, and I don't like feeling like Team Chuck's little fat kid!
What happened, Chuck? You used to be cool.
I used to be cool? When, when was that? When we were 13? Well, I hate to go changing on you, buddy, but if you hadn't noticed we are now, chronologically speaking, adults. So, unless you want to work retail for the rest of your life and, by the way, drag me down with you in the process, I would suggest that you grow up!
LLaszlo
[pointing a gun at Chuck] I was framed! Okay? You have to believe me, I am not murderer!
Okay! Okay! I believe you! But FYI, you're kinda acting like a murderer.
There comes a time in every man's life when he reaches, well, a crossroads. A time when he must ask himself, "Am I a tucker?"
Something came up.
Is that something more important than being assistant manager? Is it more important than handing over your promotion to Tang? [He becomes distraught] Please, Chuck, is it more important than Big Mike's relaxation?!?
Look, Big Mike, there are just some things in life that are just more important than the Buy More.
You mean like fishin' and danish?
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