Chuck quotes

412 total quotes

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Big Mike:I want customers to remember the true meaning of Christmas and get back to what you're supposed to be doing -- buying stuff.

Bryce: Hello, Chuck.
Chuck: Sarah and Casey are right inside; one girlish scream from me and they go into combat mode!

Bryce: The cube can't fall into the wrong hands. I made a promise to Orion.
Chuck: You knew?
Bryce: That was the deal. Your dad knew I protected you at Stanford. I was the only spy he would trust.
Chuck: I can't believe you've known all this the whole time.
Bryce: He wanted to keep you out of this. But I knew you could handle the Intersect. I knew Sarah would find you. Most importantly, you deserved to know the truth about your father. He's a hero... Let's go get your sister married.

Carina: And Casey will pose as my father.
Casey: Check your math, sister. I'll play your brother.
Carina: That's a bit of a stretch, Colonel.
Chuck: Yeah, Casey. Uh, I think you have dungarees that are older than Carina.

Carina: Now, see that man over there? Payman Alahi, his house, his party, his diamond...for now.
Chuck: Are we-are you talking about Señor Wookiee over there?

Casey: [about a deserted Honkey-tonk bar] This is were we come in our darkest hours-Iran Contra, Nicaragua, the Clinton years...

Casey: [as Ellie and Chuck drive away] Hm. Two Bartowskis. Double the fun.

Casey: [as reinforcements from Volkoff Industries arrive] many Russians...

Casey: [Bryce is using Chuck at a shield] I've got a shot.
Chuck: No, you don't!
Casey: You'll be fine.
Chuck: No shooting, no shooting! I'm susceptible to bullets!

Casey: [Calling the Buy More] Casey. Code red. I've been drugged. Don't know how long I can stay conscious. Need extraction. In an alley. 4th and Hill. I'll be in a dumpster.
Jeff: Don't worry, Casey. I know that dumpster!
Casey: Wait! Who is this? Where's Chuck?
Jeff: We're on our way! [into the PA system] Lester! Nerd Herd emergency. Man down! Meet me at the Herder.

Casey: [Colt is dangling Chuck out a window] Let the geek go!
Sarah: Wait! Not out the window.
Casey: Aren't we picky?

Casey: [giving Chuck some fatherly advice] You know , I proposed once....To Kathleen....We had plans to go to Niagara Falls...I was about to ship out...we were young...I was stupid and things got screwed up so I ended up proposing in a Buffalo bus station. Not exactly the most romantic spot in the world, but I'll always have that day, I'll always have that look on her face. Now the truth is there no such thing as the perfect moment, or a perfect spot, so forget about the balcony Bartowski. All you need is the girl!

Casey: [Takes gun off Morgan] You are not getting bullets for a long, long time.

Casey: [to Chuck after Sarah spills wine on Chuck's pants] Not the first American tax dollars wasted on a man's lap.

Casey: [to Chuck] Do you actually play any non-video game sports?