Chuck quotes

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Awesome: So you come up with a plan yet?
Chuck: Oh yeah. Yeah, the plan is: Sarah and I are going to sneak out of here, and save Casey. While you stay here and save the Premiere. We just gotta take care of those two guards there.
Awesome: Those two soldiers with machine guns. You and what army?
Chuck: Uh, that would be Sarah, and her fists.

Awesome: I lent him that money so he could get an apartment, not blow it on some stupid car!
Anna: WHAT? That money was for our apartment?! I'm gonna kill him!
Awesome: Get in line, Anna!

Anna's Father: So, Morgan, you work at Buy More.
Morgan: Yes sir, that's correct. And Anna will tell you that I got the old nose to the grind stone. Not literally, of course, because that would hurt.
Anna's Father: And is that where you see yourself in, say, five years?
Morgan: That's a tough question. I can tell you where I don't want to see myself in five years. Prison. Or under house arrest. Doing anything that involves a lot of chopping. Deep knee bends. No nudity.

Awesome: [about Ellie's proposed name for their baby] Grunka?!
Chuck: I can't believe she's gonna name her Grunka.
Awesome: Dude!
Chuck: Dude!
Awesome: Dude.
Chuck: Dude!
Awesome: We can't.
Chuck: You can't.
Awesome: Grunka isn't what you name your beautiful baby girl, it's what you name...(referring to the other Buy More employees) these people."

Awesome: So, Thanksgiving. We're all supposed to say what we're thankful for. I'm thankful for the most beautiful woman in the world, Ellie Bartowski.
Morgan: Good call.
Anna: Morgan.
Morgan: Aww, right.
Ellie: That's sweet, honey. I am thankful for my family and my friends.
Casey: I pass.
Awesome: Chuck.
Chuck: I'm thankful that Bryce Larkin is dead. And is not currently in my bedroom making out with my new girlfriend.
Casey: [gets the hint and leaves the table] Excuse me, please.
Morgan: Wow, buddy, that was, um, really dark.
Awesome: And specific.

Awesome: There comes a time in every man's life when he reaches, well, a crossroads. A time when he must ask himself, "Am I a tucker?"

Awesome: What are we going to do? We don't have a plan!
Morgan: No plan? Never stopped me before.

Awesome: Alright, this isn't good. Why doesn't John drag him out of there?
Casey: Yeah, I'm afraid my days of legalized body snatching are over, guys. I'm a civilian now. This one's on you, Bartowski.

Awesome: Listen, I've got to run. I still need to find someone to make Ellie's placenta into vitamin pills.
Chuck: Huh, I need to un-hear that. How do I un-hear that?

Awesome: Way to go Chuck, I always knew you could handle my family jewels.
Season 2

Awesome: Sorry, didn't mean to scare you.
Chuck: Maybe you shouldn't be sneaking into my room at night.

Awesome: [reading aloud a book to the baby] So, really the missing link isn't actually missing. It's a misnomer when a fossil shows a specimen in a state of the intermediary development.
Ellie: [about her father's laptop] It's missing.
Awesome: Babe, you really think it's wise to argue in front of the baby?

Awesome: Geez, this guy's heavy.
Chuck: Well bad guys don't count carbs, buddy.

Awesome: [to Morgan] You have exactly one day to get my money back to me or I pluck you from head to toe.
Anna: Start with the groin. He won't be using that region for a while.

Awesome: Go ahead, try and run! I will catch you because I have superior form.