Sgt. Hoagie, Officer Grinder and others in “Unfinished Business”

[holding up two pairs of pants while in his underwear] Quick! I need everybody's attention. Stop whatever you're doing! I need to know which pair of pants go with this shirt I'm wearing. Seriously, you guys! I need help. I got a blind date in a few hours, and I want to look hot!

Hot date! [chanting] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Make sure you pat her on the back and burp her. I love it when my mommy does that.

Both pants look really nice. They both look really expensive. I wish I had nice things, but instead I have two cats, two expensive cats.

Well, if you ask me, a flat-front pant never goes out of style.

Look, Sarge, a woman doesn't care about how a guy is dressed on her first date, only that he pays attention to her.

And how would you know that?

Hello?! I'm a woman.

You are?

[close up on her face] Yes!

Just remember, girls love it when you're a real jerk to 'em. Works for me every time. [sulking] That's a lie. I'm so lonely.

Beaver Cop says, you should arrest her and force her to go out with you. I'm Beaver Cop.

Look, this is getting me nowhere. I haven't had a date in twelve years, okay? Twelve! That's a long time! That's 84 in dog years!

Hello? Marzipan Police Department.