Chowder Season 1 quotes

Do regular doctors have Lollistops?

No, just sharks and those under he wouldn't touch impressively. Ugh!

More teeth?

WHOA, THAT WAS Close!

You said it. Now let's skedaddle before those hounds-

[gasps] R-Radda!!

Shnitzel, what are you talking about?

Rad-da!

What? What do want me to look at? [gasps] Ew! It's Endive! Oh, my lord! Oh, what is she-

Mung. What, what, who, who, why?! It's like some horrible accident! I can't look away!

Oh, if only I had a camera!

Radda, radda.

Thanks, Shnitzel. Good thing you carry this high-powered camera everywhere you go.

Miss Endive

[gasps] No! [growling]

Hey, guys, I wonder what Endive will say when she finds out we captured her dirty secret on film?

[in fear] Humina, humina, humina, humina, humina, humina.

What, take more pictures? Shnitzel, this zoom lens is great!

Miss Endive

[growling] MUNG! [breathing heavily; Mung chuckles nervously] Give me that camera!

We'll give you this camera if you let us in your pool.

Miss Endive

Never! Give me that camera!

Woman, you will let us take a dip in your pool, or we'll show these pictures to everybody.

Miss Endive

You wouldn't dare.

Try me.

Miss Endive

No, forget it! I-I-I'm calling your bluff!

[sighs] I didn't want to have to do it this way, Endive. I really didn't. [beat] Everyone, to the farmers' market!

Miss Endive

What?! [gasps] No! No! No! No! No! No! [gasps] My reputation will be ruined! Aah! Get back here! No! No! No! No! No! No! What?

Blah, blah, Endive, blah, blah, blah! Check it out!

Gazpacho

Mm-hmm. And what are we looking at? Mama, no! [gags; vomits] I'm all right. I'm not all right! [vomits violently] That's Miss Endive, she's disgusting! And that picture of her is gross too. Bada bing, I've got a million of 'em!

Well, hello, Endive.

Miss Endive

How could you show that?! Give it to me!

Unh-unh-unh-unh, I told you - I'll let you have it when you allow us into your pool.

Miss Endive

I will never allow grubby cretins like you to frolic in my pool! Never!

Well, you leave me no choice. [later seen; showing pictures to the citizens] Endive pictures! Embarrassing Endive pictures! Get your Endive pictures right here! See what everyone is talking about!

Miss Endive

Okay, fine! I will allow you to use my pool just this once. But I ever want those pictures seen by anyone ever again!

[after arriving in Chowderland] Honey, you're not gonna believe what Chowder has done!

How do you know it's Chowder?

He signed his name on the lower right-hand corner.

[bumps into something in the darkness] I need some light. [walks off and comes back, carrying Gorgonzola] That's better.

Gorgonzola

Put me down, Chowder! [frees himself from Chowder's hands; walking away] Leave me out of your silly cartoon! You gotta be crazy to be out here. Everyone knows all the weirdos come out during the blackouts.

Weirdos?

Gorgonzola

[screams in surprise; frightened] Yeah. The darkness draws them out. They roam the streets looking for people who have boring conversations with.

Ah, that's not true. You're just trying to scare me.

Shnitzel, Shnitzel, pull my finger!

Radda.

Please.

Radda.

I'll be your best friend.

Radda!

PULL…MY…FINGER!

Radda, radda, radda!

[begging] Come on!

[annoyingly grabs Puppet Chowder's finger and his whole arm comes off] Radda.

Maybe you better get some tape.

Oh, why was I cursed like this, Mung? With such short legs? If only I had something to ride on. Something with two wheels. And with handlebars. And is red. And it's in the garage. Your Dice Cycle, I wanna ride your Dice Cycle.

Yes, I know what you're referring to and the answer is "No"! You'll wreck it.

No, I won't! I swear on the soul of my poor dead cooking master!

I'm not dead.

You could be if you tried.

[growling furiously] CEVICHE!!!

You're not mad, are you?

Ceviche will PAY! I'm calling Pâté right now!

[worried] Oh, no.

Mung, I don't understand this accusation. I wanted to continue our chat, but you just hung up.

[weeping] I didn't do anything.

Mung, I...

[covers Chowder's mouth] Pâté, Ceviche owes Chowder damages for wrecking his dice-cycle.

[finds a shmenny on the kitchen floor] Hey, a shmenny! [picks it up] Must be my lucky day!

Chowder, I'm not going to make this ridiculous chain recipe.

[gasps loudly in shock] But-but-but-but-but-but what about the bad luck?!

[ripping up the letter] There is no such thing as luck, good or bad. There, you see. [notices a paper cut on his finger] Oh, frapplesauce! I got a paper cut!

[gasps in horror] It's begun!

Huh? What's begun?

The bad luck, since Mung won't make a chain recipe.

Oh! Yep, he's cursed.

Cursed? Come on.

[darkly] CURSED!

It's just a paper cut!

If Mung won't make the chain recipe, then Mung WILL make the chain recipe!

I declare I do not understand I declare.

That's because you're not supposed to understand until after the wipe.

Oh.

[to Truffles] Is he asleep?

Better. He went into the bathroom.

That means we have a good three hours to pull this off. Ready?

[high-five each other] Break!

[dressed up and impersonating Mung Daal] Oh, look at me. I'm Chef Mung Daal. Notice my fancy mustache, pointy ears, and girlish legs.

[pointing the spotlight on him] And the liver spots! Don't forget the liver spots!

Tonight, I am going to kick this chain recipe of Smeanut Blutter Flookies with my young apprentice, Chowder.

[dressed up in Chowder's clothes and hat; annoyed] Radda.

No, Shnitzel. I say things like, "Awesome!" And "Please!" And "Talk to the hand, girlfriend!" And... [spits while spinning his head] And "Well, shoot." Now you try.

[dumbfounded] Radda.

Wow, you're good!

[dragging ingredients for the chain recipe while dressed up as Shnitzel] Why do I got to be Shnitzel? All I say is, "Radda radda this" and "Radda radda that."

"'Radda radda this' and 'Radda radda that.'" Radda radda radda! Radda radda radda radda radda!

Oh, yes, trust me, you do!

[sniffles shamefully] Ra.

Now, let's make that chain recipe once and for all!

[as the wind blows away her clothes, hat, and hair; to the viewers] Don't you look at me!

For match of luggage. And out for incesticide!

Chowder, this is the third time I've told you not to take our glasses, so I'm going to have to...PUNISH YOU.

You don't kid around with your punishments.