Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers · Season 2
Now, which way to the Crown Jewels?
But, boss, why don't we just go to the museum like everyone else?
Yeah! Why do we need a secret map to find the Crown Jewels?
We're using a secret map because I know a little secret about the jewels.
A secret? Oh, goody! What is it?
If I told you, it WOULDN'T BE A SECRET, NOW WOULD IT?!
What is it, Zipper? What did you see? [Zipper inflates himself]
A beach ball? [Zipper flails angrily around]
A baseball with claws. [Zipper meows]
Fat Cat!
Now, Monty, you don't really believe in ghosts. Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Colby, sir. I didn't mean to include you.
It's quite all right, my dear. I haven't believed in myself for a long time either.
[Angry at an elephant] I'll pack his trunk nine ways to Pittsburgh!
Are you an engineering student too?
I just sort of dabble. Self-taught, mostly.
Did those Ranger guys catch the crooks?
Hardly. The Rescue guys are the crooks!
What?!
You're kidding.
I knew you couldn't trust 'em! Where'd they stash the goods?
Yeah! I mean, they couldn't have eat them all.
I don't know. [points to Monty] This one looks like he put away a few.
[pushes Jeebie's finger away] Keep your hairy meathooks off of me!
Papa, please! They are my friends!
I'm sorry, son, but those scoundrels were just using you to get our peanuts.
[The Rescue Rangers overhear Elliot and his father arguing]
Listen to that! They've got Elliot believing we're the thieves.
But we didn't do anything.
Those scruggers already got us tried and convicted.
[Zipper squeaks sadly and Dale blows his nose]
[sobbing] Nobody will trust the Rescue Rangers again.
WHAT?!
[Chip smacks him in the face]
Hey! What'd you do that for?
We know we didn't steal the peanuts.
Right.
But do we know who did?
No.
THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!
RESCUE RANGERS, AWAY!
[sees Ting-a-Ling and Ting Ming inside the digging machine] It ate the panda kids!
You dummy! It's a machine!
[Gadget and Monty just escape from the angry elephants and land in a pile of peanuts underground. Ting Ming and Ting-a-Ling help them up]
[gasps] It was you guys.
Crikey, Gadget, look at the peanuts. Bet them pachyderms would quit the rumbling if they got these back.
We wish to make amends. We can help return them.
But it took us a long time to get them all down here.
[Gadget thinks for a minute, then gets an idea]
Monterey, we need the fire hose!
Right!
[Captain Kernel stops stomping when he hears a loud noise under his feet]
Strange. Doesn't sound like a rodent.
[When he places his ear to the ground, a geyser of peanuts shoots out of the ground]
WHOA!
[All over the zoo, the animals rejoice their peanuts have been returned]
Oh, it's all the peanuts. But who could have...?
[A geyser shoots out with Chip and Dale on it]
Rescue Rangers at your service, captain.
[Captain Kernel finally realizes the Rescue Rangers had not stolen their peanuts and hangs his head in shame for accusing them]
[happily munching his peanuts] I always knew they would solve the case. Hey, they're the Rescue Rangers.
[after Zipper unsuccessfully launched the rocket] Zipper, you didn't try to launch the rocket all by yourself, did ya? [Zipper squeaks sadly]
You should've waited for us!
Yeah! You're too puny for this kinda job!
[Zipper gets even sadder as he flies away slowly]
Don't forget, mate, you're just a wee little dogger.
[Zipper returns home after he got shot by professor Nimnul's gigantico-ray gun]
There he is now.
Welcome home, Zipper.
We thought you might be down in the dumps, mate.
Yeah. We didn't mean to say you were too puny. [Chip shushes him]
[takes out a dish] I whipped up one of me specialities to build up your muscles - melon rind El Monterey! This'll put some meat on your bones.
[Zipper eats the melon in one bite and falls asleep while yawning]
I think he looks bigger already.
You know? He does look different.
Uhh, could be the sunglasses?
There's something strange about those aliens.
Yeah! That alien sounded awful familiar.
And he's wearing a tailfin from a '59 Studebaker.
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