Come to me, genie. We have history to make!
S2 E6A Lad In A Lamp
[When he finds out Monty is a genie] NO! It can't be! A Rescue Ranger! I've been tricked! Thwarted! Bamboozled! I wish I had something to flatten you!
Granted. [Anvil beans Fat Cat on the head]
Slave! I wish the Rescue Rangers... were turned to dust!
[Chip, Dale, Gadget and Zipper gasp.]
No! I can't help myself... I... granted. I can't look!
[Nothing happens.]
...Are we dust yet?
WHAT?! WHAT WENT WRONG?!
[laughs] Sorry, Fat Cat! You're out of wishes! Only three to a customer! [disappears into the lamp]
[shaking the lamp] COME OUT OF THERE SO I CAN THROTTLE YOU!
S2 E7The Luck Stops Here
[Monty and Dale are pumping air for Gadget's diving suit]
[First lines]
Don't slow down now. We don't want Gadget to be short of air.
[Between gasps] What about me? I'm already short of breath!
Reminds me of some hieroglyphics I once saw on the banks of Teluka Lake. 'Course they turned out to just be the toe tracks of the Two-Stepping Taluka Lake-ian Toucan.
KKismet
There's only room for one lucky pet round here, and your luck's just run out!
Is that any reason to [gulp] eat me?
KKismet
Well, that and the fact that you are a mouse.
GMr. Gribbish
Cosgrove!
CCClyde Cosgrove
Y-yes, Mr. Gribbish?
GMr. Gribbish
How's our little Meal-o-Matic going along, Cosgrove?
CCClyde Cosgrove
It's not quite ready, sir.
GMr. Gribbish
Well, it better be ready in time for the appliance show this afternoon, OR YOU WILL BE SLICED AND DICED RIGHT OUT OF THE BUSINESS!
The way I see it, this should be as simple as piecing together a puzzle. If only I knew what the puzzle looked like.
[Dale jogs to turn the phone book pages]
[Between gasps] How come I always get the tough jobs?
Just be thankful "Appliances" are at the front of the book, mate.
[Last lines]
How do you think old Cosgrove got that contraption to work so fast?
Just lucky, I guess.
S2 E8Battle Of The Bulge
You've gotta stop all this snacking, Monterey!
Yeah! We could all have been caught on account of you!
[shaking salt over his snacks] Ah, you're exaggerating. I'm as fit as I ever was.
Uh-huh.
You mates are mistaking me muscularity for fat.
[He sits in a chair, which promptly collapses under his weight]
CDChip, Dale, Gadget
Uh-huh.
That's the problem with foreign imports. It's a pain getting decent service.
Me days at the circus taught the two golden rules of acrobatics. One: Don't look down, and Two: Try not to land on the clowns!
B1Bat 1
Mon, dat is one greedy cat.
B2Bat 2
You got dat right, mon. His banana boat is short one batch.
Isn't commerce wonderful? Imagine! Trading nectarines for necklaces, bananas for brooches and tangelos for tiaras.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.