Fat Cat quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

[Raised voice] Boss! Hey, Boss! Looks like we got all the fish!

Fat Cat

[Annoyed] Didn't anyone tell you it was rude to shout?! [Calms down] Now...Tell me, is the net in place? I don't want any of my fish escaping. Well?! WELL, ANSWER ME?!

Y-y-yes, boss.

Fat Cat

Didn't anyone ever tell you that it's rude to MUMBLE?!

Fat Cat

What more can go wrong?

Hurricanes, pirates, blizzards, wild gila monsters...

Gadget

I still haven't figured out how you've been sinking those ships but I should have known you were the ones doing it, even though there was no way to know, you know.

Fat Cat

As soon as I figure out what you just said, I shall congratulate you on your brilliant deductive abilities.

Firefly, firefly bright. First firefly I see tonight. I wish for a basketball.

Fat Cat

If you're going to make a wish, Mole, wish for some brains.

Hey, boss. What's that?

Fat Cat

I don't want to hear it!

There, in the water?

Fat Cat

Keep paddling! I don't want to hear it! [Something crashes into their boat, which starts to sink] W-w-what happened?

You don't wanna hear it.

Fat Cat

What do moles do best, Mole?

Chase frogs?

Fat Cat

Quickly! Evacuation Procedure M.F.!

What does "M.F". mean?

Fat Cat

Me first!

Fat Cat

You idiots! Oh... why must all my brilliant plans be ruined by those rinketing Rangers? Why? TELL ME! TELL ME WHY! WHY?! WHY?!

Dale

Because good always triumphs over evil!

Fat Cat

Oh, yeah?