Dale quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Dale

[Accidentally sitting on Zipper] What's up, Monterey?

Monty

You, in a second.

Gadget

Why would a fly stay out all night?

Dale

You suppose there was another garbage strike?

Professor Nimnul

I have to admit you're awfully clever for vermin.

Dale

Thanks... I think.

Chip

We've just turned into the Rescue Mutants!

Monty

[In Chip's body] Look at me! I'm nothing but fur and bones.

Chip

[In Monty's body] Why do I have this sudden urge for cheese cake?

Gadget

[In Dale's body] It's kinda breezy in here, isn't it? [Makes a skirt out of a toothpaste cap]

Dale

[With Gadget's body] Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear! I always wanted to get close to Gadget. But not this close!

Gadget

Keep the hands off the body!

Dale

Sorry.

Dale

Aren't you Canina LaFur?

Canina LaFur

Star of stage, screen and the occasional dog food commercial.

Dale

I've been a fan of yours for years and years...

Canina LaFur

How sweet.

Dale

...and years and years...

Canina LaFur

How nice.

Dale

...and years and years-

Canina LaFur

All right! How many dog years do I have to listen to this?

All safe, Cap'n! Not a man lost!

Dale

Maybe not a man... but one heck of a mouse.

My dogs are killing me! There's nothing on earth that's gonna get me to climb that mountain.

Dale

Hungry bear! Hungry bear!

Monty

Animals don't make noise in this country. They're too afraid.

Dale

Afraid of what?

Monty

Hunters! They have legal hunting here all year 'round.

Chip

So do most places.

Monty

Yeah, but here the prey changes by the hour. 'Round here, Groundhog Day takes on new meaning.