[Pony denies that she and Steve are a couple.]
Denying it just makes it more obvious.
Just like denying you'll never be a Person of Anyone's Day is obviously sad.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Baby Cakes, sometimes when a man has feeling for a woman—
I don't understand!
[Locked out of the house] Jerk! I don't have my key! Let me in!
Well, I got like five keys in here, so you do the meth!
It's not meth. It's math!
DDerrick
Leonard, your turn. Imagine your son tells you that he wants to burn your face off with acid. What do you say?
What do I say? I say—I say, "Go right ahead because you're my son, and I must love you unconditionally."
DDerrick
Are you just telling me what I want to hear?
Hey, Derrick, do me a favor: go fuck yourself.
PPemsy
[In response to Steve's claiming the Virgin Mary as "the hottest woman ever"] Um, she was technically the least sexual person ever, right?
Pemsy, you—your voice makes me mad instantly.
GGod
Steve is the new Eve; make him feel shitty for it! Now gimme that! [Snatches the Haardvark and speaks through it] Schnoopies done plugged that, bee-yotch! LOL!
[After God returns to heaven, an angry mob approaches Steve.]
All right, everybody, let's just chill.
You gotta admit, last night was kind of funny.
No I won't admit it! What you did to me was—bad people stuff.
[Unsure of Frank's whereabouts] This is all Steve's fault. You know, he tricked me into showing a porno in class. He said that it was the Dean's, but that's just crazy.
Uh huh. Yeah, he's always telling me crazy stuff too, like, "Get me out of this dungeon you built in your basement," and, "I'm not a wizard," so yeah. I feel ya.
[To a foreign exchange student] I'm gonna call you Aladdin, 'cause there is no way that isn't who you are.
AAladdin
Actually, my name is—
Okay, this whole place was built on a Native American burial ground, but I guess that can be said for all the places in America.
So frats, my genie here needs a hazing, and he needs the "'round-the-world" special.
AAladdin
I—I do not want to go around the world; we have only just met.
FMFraternity Member
You're both morons—get the fuck out.
SSunshine
He's such an anal-mal.
Look. You gotta stop pronouncing it like that.
SSunshine
Like what?
Like butt-fucking. You say "anal-mal"; it's "animal."
MSMiniature Steve
[Appearing on Steve's shoulder as Steve and Leslie copulate] Stevie you handsome idiot, why are you doing this? You're the cooler brother, man!
You know, he told me that he jacked off six times yesterday. Why do I need to know that?
Why do I need to know that?
[Enter Steve.]
'Sup, brother?
No, don't say "brother," all right? That's just gross.
FSFrank's Anus
So I'm Frank's better half. But, you know, now that I say that, it makes us sound like a married couple and, come on, do you really think I'd marry down like that?
[Everyone in class laughs.]
SSSteve's Voicemail
You got Steve. If you're hot, leave a message, and if you're Pony, just figure it out yourself.
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