Flip Flop quotes from China, IL ... TV Quotes Database

Flip Flop

I heard the Dean's a big ol' murder.

USUnnamed Student

I heard the teachers are criminals.

Flip Flop

I heard God is, like—really mad at this place.

[Steve attacks Carabas.]

Come on, guys; don't be turds out of water!

Flip Flop

Ah, yeah! Twin fight! Twins hate being twins, yo.

No, this is not about us looking alike; I am TOTALLY COOL with that.

CCarabas

We are completely different.

Yeah, we are different. You ain't the boss; I am. You're gonna teach my curriculum, and while you're at it, you're gonna change your clothes.

[The crowd gasps.]

Flip Flop

Oh, I called it! It's about the twin stuff!

You know, he told me that he jacked off six times yesterday. Why do I need to know that?

Why do I need to know that?

[Enter Steve.]

Flip Flop

'Sup, brother?

No, don't say "brother," all right? That's just gross.

Flip Flop quotes from China, IL