Derrick and Leonard in “Unfinished Business”

Leonard, your turn. Imagine your son tells you that he wants to burn your face off with acid. What do you say?

What do I say? I say—I say, "Go right ahead because you're my son, and I must love you unconditionally."

Are you just telling me what I want to hear?

Hey, Derrick, do me a favor: go fuck yourself.