3 QUOTES

A character in China, IL

Matt quotes from China, IL

Voiced by Hannibal Buress · 3 quotes

Voiced by Hannibal Buress

Tied for 7th most-quoted character in China, IL: in 3 of its 62 quotes

Lines by Matt 1

Matt

[In a fantasy scene as he and others play Dungeons & Dragons] Y'all know I just play to try and fuck some elves, right?

PPemsy

[In response to Steve's claiming the Virgin Mary as "the hottest woman ever"] Um, she was technically the least sexual person ever, right?

Matt

Pemsy, you—your voice makes me mad instantly.

You know, he told me that he jacked off six times yesterday. Why do I need to know that?

Matt

Why do I need to know that?

[Enter Steve.]

'Sup, brother?

No, don't say "brother," all right? That's just gross.