Kenny quotes from China, IL

3 quotes

Kenny

China, IL · 62 quotes

Tied for 7th most-quoted character in China, IL: in 3 of its 62 quotes
Most scenes with: Baby Cakes (2)

Lines by Kenny 1

Kenny

[Preparing a song] Here's one that sucks in parts, and I hope your dates will do the same.

Kenny

Where's that cretin who hates me?

I'm that Cretan.

Kenny

It's like I'm Ahab who finally got himself a fat-ass Moby Dick. All right, now, how do we fix my woman-problem?

Well, the first thing we gotta do is scrape some of those dicks off your heart and replace them with whatever a woman has downstairs.

Kenny

Well, that's a grand metaphor and all, but how do we do this practically?