Kenny and Baby Cakes in “Unfinished Business”

It's like I'm Ahab who finally got himself a fat-ass Moby Dick. All right, now, how do we fix my woman-problem?

Well, the first thing we gotta do is scrape some of those dicks off your heart and replace them with whatever a woman has downstairs.

Well, that's a grand metaphor and all, but how do we do this practically?